On 26 October 2008, after four years together, Uribe —who weighed in at 318 kg (701 lb) after shedding 269 kg (593 lb)— married his second wife Claudia from his bed. He said: "I am proof you can find love in any circumstances. It's all a question of faith. I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life."
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Just imagine how pissed Ellidiot Rodger is in hell, after reading this thread? He must be beyond himself

Also, fatso 48 'n' goin' to hev'n, Ellidiot 22 and going on fire as we perform basic I/O operations.