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new patch notes cRPG
« on: April 01, 2014, 12:31:35 pm »
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WPF reset
Website updates
Insectfixes
Crossbow now requires Power Draw to be effective, same as with bows
Arrows/bolts replaced with missiles, recent beta footage of new missile projectiles for bows:
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Melee weapons all deal extra blunt damage now, but to balance their models were replaced by purple dildos
Certain project was cancelled because Wiener whores are expensive
Every time you wish to start cRPG you now have to play a game of Flappy Bird to prove you are not a bot
Feint macros are now officially supported and purchasable for 5€ per month
Rondel dagger now pierces spacetime


_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
| [0] Rondel Dagger                                  | old                            | new                           |
|----------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
| swing damage                                       | 26 pierce                      | ∞ pierce                     |
|____________________________________________________|________________________________|_______________________________|
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
| [0] Rondel Dagger (Primary)                        | old                            | new                           |
|----------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
| thrust damage                                      | 27 pierce                      | ∞ pierce                     |
|____________________________________________________|________________________________|_______________________________|
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
| [1] Commoner's Rondel Dagger (Primary)             | old                            | new                           |
|----------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
| thrust damage                                      | 28 pierce                      | ∞ pierce                     |
|____________________________________________________|________________________________|_______________________________|
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
| [1] Commoner's Rondel Dagger                       | old                            | new                           |
|----------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
| swing damage                                       | 27 pierce                      | ∞ pierce                     |
|____________________________________________________|________________________________|_______________________________|
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
| [2] Villager's Rondel Dagger                       | old                            | new                           |
|----------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
| swing damage                                       | 28 pierce                      | ∞ pierce                     |
|____________________________________________________|________________________________|_______________________________|
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
| [2] Villager's Rondel Dagger (Primary)             | old                            | new                           |
|----------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
| thrust damage                                      | 29 pierce                      | ∞ pierce                     |
|____________________________________________________|________________________________|_______________________________|
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
| [3] Elder's Rondel Dagger                          | old                            | new                           |
|----------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
| swing damage                                       | 30 pierce                      | ∞ pierce                     |
|____________________________________________________|________________________________|_______________________________|
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
| [3] Elder's Rondel Dagger (Primary)                | old                            | new                           |
|----------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------|-------------------------------|
| thrust damage                                      | 31 pierce                      | ∞ pierce                     |
|____________________________________________________|________________________________|_______________________________|

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Re: new patch cRPG
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 12:34:04 pm »
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Re: new patch notes cRPG
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 12:44:22 pm »
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Would you fucking hacks knock it off, if we get its stupid April fools day. Fucking A its 2014
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Re: new patch notes cRPG
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 01:01:18 pm »
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Would you fucking hacks knock it off, if we get its stupid April fools day. Fucking A its 2014

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Re: new patch notes cRPG
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 03:44:18 pm »
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