Under my authority as a pope of Discordia I hereby canonize myself, Surgeon General of the Underwater League of Nations, Legs, as a saint.
Henceforth March 17, 2014, will be known as Saint Legs Day. You may celebrate the occasion by joyously partaking of cheap vodka and squatting ass-to-grass.
Green-colored clothing is optional and as always teamwounding is encouraged. That is all.