The GOBBLIN Empire Announces New Mega-Alliance

[Novamere]

Let you down on a 10 second post on an internet gaming forum? Exactly what does that even mean?

Anyone who can be "let down" by something like this isn't someone I want to nerd associate with.

#realtalk

By the way I am so furious that I literally scream in Frisian TS3 so loud everyday that people cry and are afraid that I am going to be violent. I scream Keshian's name repeatedly and never stop thinking of him any second that I am on or away from my computer. You know that scene in Billy Madison where Chris Farley is driving the bus? My face looks roughly like that 24/7, especially when I am posting threads like this or saying Kesh is gay in NA_1. You literally cannot begin to comprehend how absolutely furious and anally pained Keshian has made me. I punch walls when I think of him in the morning, pouring milk into my cereal. I think of him when I drive to work imagining crashing my car into his house. I can't even have a good orgasm because his cheeky retard fucking smile pops into my brain right when I go over the edge. Every single post I have made about or towards him has been absolutely authentic vitriol that I cannot hold back. It is pressured through my fingers with wave after crushing tidal wave of unrelenting hot white fury onto my keyboard--I am just a sieve through which all emotions are held back except for unbridled passionate hatred for Keshian. I've gone to my Internet Psychiatrist about this and he has told me that if I can't change my ways I will die of a brain tumor that has developed due to intense cranial pressure that I suffer constantly from which is induced by my eternal hatred of Keshian.

What are you, retarded?

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The above is a work of artistic autistic fiction.

Didnt even  read any of that and i just know its u busting a forum load haha

[UnholyRolyPoly]

Hi Kesh fuck you, bet you thought there'd be something in here that you could shitpost about.

lol

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Aye you made a thread just to troll him? Jesus Christ unplug for a few hours.

[Goretooth]

surprised you didn't make another thread to post this again.

never mind you guys did. rofl