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All Ducks are Rapists
« on: January 29, 2014, 11:57:22 pm »
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Re: All Ducks are Rapists
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2014, 12:06:01 am »
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His name is duck, and he's here to fuck.
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Re: All Ducks are Rapists
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2014, 12:47:22 am »
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Re: All Ducks are Rapists
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2014, 05:43:49 am »
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They really are. Have you never seen ducks during "mating" season? The males will work in pairs. One will grab her by the neck and pin her head to the ground. The other gets behind and does his dirty business all while the female is screaming her head off. Ducks are bastards!
Apparently this only works on single hen. A mother duck is mean as fuck and will kick both of their asses  :lol:
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Re: All Ducks are Rapists
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2014, 06:03:46 am »
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My cousin is a duck and this thread offends me. Just because "some" ducks are rapists, doesn't mean that all ducks are rapists. How can you be so ignorant? "Some" ducks do rape, yes, but you have to take into consideration the social climate that they're raised in. It's not their fault that they rape, it's societies fault for putting them down!

Just so you know, I've filed a report on you for being a racist. DUCKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
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Re: All Ducks are Rapists
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2014, 06:31:29 am »
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Re: All Ducks are Rapists
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2014, 08:06:06 am »
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I knew this would come in handy one day

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Re: All Ducks are Rapists
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2014, 12:53:07 pm »
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A short song I recorded about ducks raping each other:
https://soundcloud.com/folkify/that-duck-is-totally-receiving

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