well you see, since you are on the bottom of the world, everything is turned upside down, you play in reverse. Your crpg experience will gradually fade backwards instead of forwards(or whatever your perspective is on the patches). Just like your goofy tornadoes going the wrong way, you shall not have corpse collision, nor shall you be granted pole stagger removal. Eventually you will see the angles of lance cavalry back, the removal of looms, and before too long a looney toon axe and possibly a boulder on a stick. You will pick up swords of cookies and wonder who the hell named this shit, all while being couched with a lance of compensation. You will ponder why the experience system is based on proximity and why wpf is persistent across generations. Before too long, you will just go back to native or start playing PW mod. This is the way for you, my turn right side up aussie friend.
Maybe if you wait long enough they will have it patched by Dec. 2010.
