Arrow or bolt to the dick?
Don't worry, due to superior genes Weaboos can always have children, ensuring they always have progeny, ready to avenge their father's dick wound and protect the family honour!
Javelin to the face?
Don't worry, your sturdy Weaboo face mask will protect your teeth, allowing you to chew up that javelin and spit it right back!
Low on cash?
Don't worry, Weaboo armour enhances your e-peen by 37%, ensuring that you always end up on the top of the score board for that sweet valour payday!
Become a Weaboo today and stab some dude in the face!