I was standing in the middle of the last enemy flag reporting those in my team who tw'd me in order to prevent power hungry nerds from spawn camping the Chinese sweat shop workers. I am so sorry basement nerds, I didn't know false KD spreads were so important to you, I hope the match ended early and you guys got your 10,000 exp bonus at the end, like you wanted. Personally, I don't find griefing fun, especially when it's directed towards people with 300 ping who didn't stand a fighting chance in the first place, but maybe this is because I have nothing to compensate for.
Dear 4tehlulz13374chanscumbagnerds, you know who you are, with your seemingly endless trollclans and troll faces, I'm not sure what made you this way, or why you continue to be a copy of a copy of a forum troll somewhere, but as of lately you seem to plague the internet, you do things in the guise of it being 'fun' but in reality there's nothing in it other than selfishness and nihilism, it maybe the violent nature of games these days that bring out the worst in people, may be the ESRB rating for MB needs to be bumped up, but it seems that even responsible adults behave like animals when coupled with anonymity and internet access, I fear that it's truly how people are, that outside there's a thin veil where you 'pretend' to care about others, but in this game you'll blindly follow perhaps without knowing the effects of your actions, in the future I hope you can be compassionate with your enemy, and show respect for your opponent, remember, your enjoyment of this game depends on having an opponent in the first place, after all, what kind of person delights in the suffering of others? I don't, you're all so bright, so smart, so skilled in e-combat and sharp witted, but I alone am dull, I alone am uninterested, I alone wander aimlessly, I can care for all living things, because I am nourished by the Great Mothers breasts. I hope your penises grow an inch, and your hearts double by reading this.
