Happy thanks giving to everyone :)

[Jack1]

thanks·giv·ing
ˌTHaNGksˈgiviNG/
noun
1.
the expression of gratitude, esp. to God.
"he offered prayers in thanksgiving for his safe arrival"
2.
(in North America) an annual national holiday marked by religious observances and a traditional meal including turkey. The holiday commemorates a harvest festival celebrated by the Pilgrims in 1621, and is held in the US on the fourth Thursday in November. A similar holiday is held in Canada, usually on the second Monday in October.



Basically it's a North American thing were we say thank you to nobody.

[IR_Kuoin]

This topic should go on NA moonspeak.

[HardRice]

Give it 100 years and Thanksgiving will be about Jesus coming to help the pilgrims settle and Native Americans won't even have a part in the shitty story anymore.

Regardless, Happy Thanksgiving! 

[Osiris]

Oh come on, all you European guys have a thanksgiving holiday too. Every country celebrates their ancestors first arriving by boat and dining with the locals. You probably just call it something else. Like Täänksgivi or Gißentanken or something. Right?

erm nope no such day Christians bastardized all our holidays Yule merged with Christmas, Samhain into Halloween! bastard priests D:

But no celebration for us 

[the real god emperor]

Thanks.

Thanksgiven.Now you give me looms!

[Tanken]

Oh come on, all you European guys have a thanksgiving holiday too. Every country celebrates their ancestors first arriving by boat and dining with the locals. You probably just call it something else. Like Täänksgivi or Gißentanken or something. Right?

I saw my name used in that statement, therefore I must quote it and reply and point it out.


That is all

[Joseph Porta]

eat shit-ty turkey

[Gmnotutoo]

Vegans are gay.

[Joseph Porta]

unicorns are manly as fuck

[Elmuri]

Everything I know about thanksgiving day I have learned from Carl Barks and Donald Duck.

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[Johammeth]

eat shit-ty turkey

Blasphemy. Only noobs overcook turkey.

The legs/thighs take significantly longer to cook than the breast, so you cut them off and start them early. "Dried out breast" problem avoided.

Once the thighs are off the carcass, you can cut out big bone and stuff them with ______.

Now you hack the spine off of the ribcage (it serves no purpose at this point, and removing it makes the bird lay flat in the oven) and make stock with it.

~1.5 gallons of homemade turkey stock is more than enough for all your sides/gravy, and makes everything 1000x better.



Now your centerpiece Turkey is evenly cooked and holds extra stuffing. And all your sides are amazing.


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[Life]

Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays.

Get to be with all my family and friends.

Get to fill my belly with meat, fat, pie, and everything else on the dinner table!