I was informed by the mods that my post did not fit in with the rules, so I am putting in a modified version of the lyrics to be sung to the tune of the video I originally posted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqCha93nBTUBeing hungry and broke I am left with no choice but to be a bard to earn food and board. Parts in parenthesis are to be sung by Relit.
Well, the world strat is facing problems getting bigger every day,
They've got a greenhouse Gobblin Horde over texas Skot and recession's on the way,
Although people tell you that this planet's land is dying fast,
Well, I ain't seen a problem yet can't be solved by kicking ass.
Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
Kickin' ass is what we do,
Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
Iron foot in the velvet shoe.
We don't care whose ass we kick, if we're ever all alone,
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own.
Well, we kicked ass in Grenada FCC lands and we kicked ass in Iraq Yruma ,
We kicked the ass out of the Diplomacy forums, now they say we've gotta kick
it back,
We'll kick the ass of cancer scurvy and we'll kick the ass of AIDS The Plague,
And as for Global WarmingLeprosy , we'll just kick ass wearing shades masks.
Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
Kickin' ass is what we do,
Kickin' ass, (KICKIN AY-ASS)
Iron foot in the velvet shoe.
We don't care whose ass we kick, if we're ever all alone,
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own.
Well, you can haul your ass or shut your ass or bust an ass is fine,
And there ain't no better place to put your ass than on the line,
But if you're like us, (YEE-HAA KAA-CAW!) Thank you,
And you won't take second best,
You'll put your kickin' boots on, and kick like all the rest.
Thankyou.
(AWOOOOOOOO! SING THE SONG, Hungry!)
