Quotes about Hoplites

[Johammeth]

Real men do it with S-key wigglyspear face-stabs.

[the real god emperor]

"If you like to abuse game mechanics until you make people cry , hoplite is your class.You re like the Cheerleader in a Gay Pride , you re the Russian rocket that actually works. If you have skill, you will be the best player. If you re not skilled, you will still be a decent teamplayer."

[TheAppleSauceMan]

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Too pussyfooted to man up and engage the enemy directly? Hide behind a shield and steal your teammate's kills! Go hoplite today, my old friend.

Or if you want less of an insult and more about how you want them to sound not viable

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Hoplite, the only class whose effectiveness can be completely removed with a simple downblock!

Neither are that great though tbh, had to give it a shot though! Also, these are simply for the sake of this video, don't take it personally if you are a hoplite.

[oohillac]

hoplites are a nutritious part of a longspearman's breakfast

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they are bad

[Jarold]

Hoplites, as if Greece couldn't get any gayer.

[Dalfador]

Hoplites, as if Greece couldn't get any gayer.

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[Zhyang]

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[WITCHCRAFT]

"a hoplite walks into a bar and the bartender steals his attention while enemy cav couch him from behind"

[WITCHCRAFT]

how many hoplites does it take to change a lightbulb?

two one to change the lightbulb and one to stab teamates from behind

[WITCHCRAFT]

"whats better than a dead hoplite"
"i dunno"
"me neither"

[Johnnyfirs]

"whats better than a dead hoplite"
"i dunno"
"me neither"

oh god