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BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« on: July 28, 2013, 06:17:17 am »
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 Was a hot July day when the 6th assault of the KingsHand Lord Warborn's great city of Halmar was finally breached. We had crippled five good armies before but we were starving and horribly outnumbered by the time the blessed end came. The King wrote his last will and legal rights in the last chamber of the last gatehouse towards the end. All lands and titles owned to Bonesaw of the BoneCrusher dynasty are here by given equally between the living Bastards "Bernie", who's mother was a famous shield maiden and the living Bastard "Jona", who was forged in lust to a female blacksmith named "Agatha the right handed". She was the lucky one held down and  Raped after the great victory taking the city of Halmar from the Remnants a lifetime ago. Once defeated the Old King of almost four human years in cRPG decided the only honorable thing to do was to release his KingsGuard to the melee and find peace with a sword from a loyal hand.  When his wills were written and his family tree safe,  the Old King of HoC set off to the afterlife on his own terms. One day his Bastards and Loyalists will rise up and avenge their  old WarChief........
« Last Edit: July 28, 2013, 07:59:02 am by BoneSaw »
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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2013, 06:19:40 am »
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You don't need to ban or anything just for future reference or something because he's rude to me.
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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2013, 07:04:24 am »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJkukRJUPsY
Edit: And by that I mean...... exactly what is in the video I linked.  Forum moderators don't count that though so here are some words that you have now read and can witness that this post is neither a "one liner" or a lone video link.  To further fulfill the moderators desire for roleplay (which I can actually appreciate), I will say (guess what) exactly what is said in the video, here, in text, composed of letters and words of the English language...
Hail to the victorious Dead!
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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2013, 07:23:06 am »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJkukRJUPsY
Hail to you old Captain!(from the grave) Once we shook the battlefield together with your sworn shields at my back! One day I hope you will fight beside my hidden son Victarion (the little lord of Steel that will mount Calradia). He will lead you and our family's loyalist forces to our proper seat in the community one day!
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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2013, 07:02:40 pm »
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We eagerly await your resurrection!
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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2013, 03:02:46 am »
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A new era awaits.
Well, this doesn't look good for you. Four team kills - definitely intentional, Appeared to be afk more than once in the video.Also kicking people off of walls is grieving! don't do it.... but ill let you off with a warning this time, only because I don't like largos anyway.

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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2013, 04:41:36 am »
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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2013, 10:38:47 pm »
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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2013, 06:24:45 am »
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What the fuck is your avatar bone saw?
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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2013, 10:01:22 am »
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What the fuck is your avatar bone saw?

something you don't want to fuck with....  8-)
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You've been warned! :twisted:

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Re: BoneSaw's legal will was written before demise.
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2013, 03:25:13 pm »
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Apparently its creepy as heck looking
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