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Offline MURDERTRON

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Please add fat player models
« on: October 28, 2013, 07:49:28 pm »
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I want to roll play as a true lord duke king.  To do this I need to be fat.  None of these strong sinewy peasant bodies will do.  Please add fat player models.
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2013, 08:03:34 pm »
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I am fine with this as long as they add the leiderhosen mod with compatible outfits for what will clearly be the true master build of crpg.
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2013, 08:07:09 pm »
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I am fine with this as long as they add the leiderhosen mod with compatible outfits for what will clearly be the true master build of crpg.

Yes, fat, wearing the lederhose, with a mug of beer beating some lowly peasant.

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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2013, 11:20:11 pm »
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NA only

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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2013, 11:43:37 pm »
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2013, 11:44:58 pm »
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Fat character = bigger hitboxes = Shoot fat guy  :twisted:
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2013, 11:47:49 pm »
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2013, 03:52:56 am »
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There needs to be a giant turkey leg item, like the ones at Ren Faires, too.
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2013, 10:09:16 am »
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I exhaled quickly in amusement.

I just could not resist the urge!
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2013, 09:10:05 pm »
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Maybe we can discuss about giving them extra IF (like 3 instead of 2 HP per point) or even an included body armor, but wpf-gain-when-lvlup and Athl penalty 8-)
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2013, 11:15:54 pm »
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2013, 11:25:45 pm »
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2013, 01:00:35 am »
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Can we limit the athletics though? All I can imagine are a bunch of naked heavy set 2h crutchers with 9 athletics derping around in battle. Bigger hitboxes or not, they shouldn't run fast.
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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2013, 03:32:50 am »
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If he's fat and slow, what do we do with this guy?

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Re: Please add fat player models
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2013, 02:41:31 am »
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