Here, I'll make one you can downvote:
"A 14-year-old Texas boy has died in a freak accident after accidentally impaling himself through the chest on the horn of a bull sculpture.
Police say Miguel Martinez was playing hide-and-seek about 3am on Saturday in front of the National Ranching Heritage Center on the campus of Texas Tech University in Lubbock.
In the excitement of the game, he ran into the pointed horn of a bull sculpture outside the museum. The metal horn pierced him through the chest."
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2347786/Boy-14-impales-horn-bull-sculpture-dies-playing-hide-seek-friends.html#ixzz2XCxFYQAB My comment: "Mess with the bull and you get the horns."
Don't worry, I was already going to hell.
