Why did Italian engineers design tanks with 4 reverse gears, and only one forward gear in WW2?
CHE?
It's because they needed to take their allies by surprise and teamhit them.
itank: ehi we are going forward
B: ok go
itank: you know what... retromarsch! reverse gear x4 speed activated! we are gonna teamhit you hard lololol xaxaxaxa
B: ahhhhh damn you! you kanninabo cibai teamhitters!