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Company of heroes
« on: March 01, 2013, 10:32:30 am »
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Lol, this movie is shit! I watched it yesterday, stopped watching after 30 minutes.

Few points:

The wehrmacht soldiers are incapeable of shooting- even after years of war experience, fighting on bazillion fronts, countless victories, and where a 3 tank strong collumn doesnt fail to overcome 8 retards who send their sniper rookie in the lead.

Americans hit everything, shocker, even though theyre just "rookies" compared to the wehrmachts soldiers.

Atomic bomb tests in the ardenne, WY WOULD YOU TEST A BOMB THAT CLOSE TO THE FRONT LINE AND RISK DISCOVERY, HONESTLY.

American patriotism all over the place, god aweful.

Too much cliché heroism

Hey look! The enemy! Let the 8 of us stay close together so we get all mowed down with 1 well aimed burst, germans cant shoot anyhow!

Lets advance with our sniper in the lead!

Recon, sniper get on it!


God this shit is so shit it hurts my eyes. :lol:

All in all im waiting for a good ww2 movie, where proper tactics are involved in combat scenes according to history, preferably the eastern front, and neither side plays the numb dummy or hero. A movie where the hardships on the front are shown.. A movie where both retreats and victories are shown.

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Re: Company of heroes
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2013, 10:35:45 am »
The best probably is you look some old black-white movies.

They may not have all that fancy explosion stuff and so on, but imo they are 1000 times better.

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Re: Company of heroes
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2013, 11:41:44 am »
Everyone knows Germans chocolate chip cookies are stupid demons from hell who speak would force all of Europe to speak chocolate chip cookie if it wasn't for AMERICA that came to save the earth.
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Re: Company of heroes
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 12:37:38 pm »
I am not argueing about the good intentions of the americanoes, as all of eu im very gratefull for what they did and achieved here, im merely ranting on how fake this shit is.  :mrgreen:
Also, what would you do if america was to go to war with the entire world? And you where called upon?
Germans did their duty for the fatherland, you wouldve done the same if you where in a position like that!

Allthough im convinced that ivan couldve finished off the germans by themselves, thank god they didnt though otherwise we'd speak russian here atm.

I was merely hoping for a good movie, which was a dissapointment. Yet another b movie from B-olly wood
« Last Edit: March 01, 2013, 12:41:57 pm by Joseph_Porta »
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Re: Company of heroes
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2013, 02:10:23 pm »
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074695/
Excellent movie from a German pov on the eastern front.
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Re: Company of heroes
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2013, 11:00:04 am »
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074695/
Excellent movie from a German pov on the eastern front.

thx man, ill watch it when i get home for sure!
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Re: Company of heroes
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2013, 10:39:38 pm »
If you want to see a good ww2 movie, take a look here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1343703/

I'ts lot more modern that old Iron Cross, which will not impress you with historical accuracy either.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2013, 10:47:07 pm by Corwin »
I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing!

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Re: Company of heroes
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2013, 04:39:25 am »
Imma check it tomorrow,thanks for the tip!
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Re: Company of heroes
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2013, 09:12:00 pm »
That movie was great, thx corwin!
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