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KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
« on: January 09, 2013, 02:05:24 am »
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THERE ONCE WAS A  GREAT BRAVE HERO NAMED SMOOTHRICH,
HE WAS SORTA FUCKED UP AND WANTED A BIRD AS HIS BITCH
BUT THEN ANOTHER BIRD FLEW DOWN FROM THE SKY
THE CANARY SUNG IT'S DISGUSTING CRY
AND BRAVE HERO SMOOTHRICH FOUGHT VALORIOUSLY
BUT CANARY TOOK THE BULLSHIT TO LITERALLY
AND THUS WITH HIS BEAK HE TORE OUT SMOOTHS TONGUE
IT WAS A SAD DAY, WE THOUGHT BIRDS HAD WON
NOT EVEN KESHES CHEATING COULD THE HEROES DEFEAT
BUT AN ADMINS EVIL POWERS MADE THE GOD HIMSELF WEEP

SO MORK THE GOAT GOD SENT DOWN RAIN,
AND THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AND IT STRUCK CANARIES MAIN
AN ETERNAL CURSE THE BIRDS PUNISHMENT
MORK WOULDN'T ACCEPT IT IF HE TRIED TO REPENT

AND SMOOTHRICH WAS INSPIRED ONCE MORE
HE CHARGED STRAIGHT AHEAD TO BURN FALLENS LORE
AND IN THE BURNING LIBRARY HE FOUND HIS TONGUE
HE STITCHED IT BACK ON AND THE HEROES HAD WON
THE CANARY WOULD OF COURSE TRY AGAIN
BUT SMOOTHRICH WAS TO MIGHTY TO BE DEFEATED BY BIRDS OR MEN
NOT EVEN SPERGS WITH HORSES AND LANCES
AGAINST SMOOTHRICH STOOD ANY CHANCES

AND SOON OUR KING HOME SHALL RETURN
THE CANARY LOCKED AS ASHED INSIDE AN URN
AND FOR HIS HEROISM HE SHALL BE CROWNED
AND MILLIONS WENT AGAINST HIM AND MILLIONS GOT PWNED
ALL HAIL KING SMOOTHRICH!!!

USA! USA! USA!
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 05:04:04 am »
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Re: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 01:24:52 pm »
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Re: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2013, 12:43:08 pm »
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Re: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2013, 05:25:28 pm »
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wtf just happened? is this real? where am i? ohhhh god...
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Re: KING SMOOTHRICH THE HERO OF THE DIPLOMACY FORUM
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2013, 10:24:31 pm »
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I've written this poem in the honor of the return of our king.

IT WAS ONLY A FEW DAYS,
SINCE KING SMOOTHRICH’ LAST MUTE.
IN THE MEANTIME,
KESH HAD PROVEN HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS A DUDE,
AND THAT DUDE WASN’T RHALZO, THAT DUDE WAS HIMSELF.
KESH HAD BOUGHT TWO M&Bs,
THEY’RE BOTH ON HIS SHELF!
NOW OUR KING HAS RETURNED,
TO JUSTICE SEEK!
HIS SPIRITS ARE REAWAKENED,
BY TAKING A PEAK,
ON KESHES WICKED BODY,
HALF MAN, HALF CHICK,
IT WAS NOW CLEAR,
THAT KESH WAS A MULTIACCOUNTING DICK.
BUT WE ALREADY KNEW,
THE KING TOLD US BEFORE!
NOW HE RALLIES US TOGETHER!
AGAINST KESH WE BRING WAR!

NOW KESH IS ON THE RUN,
TKOV TOO,
THEIR PUNISHMENT FROM KING SMOOTHRICH,
IS DUE!
AND EVERY SPERG DEAD,
LIKE SANDS IN THE DESERT,
SMOOTHRICH DID IT,
HE CAST FORTH A PLAGUE,
BY BRIBING A WIZARD.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.