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Re: That awkward moment when..
« Reply #45 on: December 19, 2012, 05:01:54 pm »
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That akward moment, when you sneak behind two archers and 10 meters before you make your conctact, you put your weapon to left swing to be ready if they suddenly retreat... As a woman you AUTOMATICALLY make this retarded warcry, when you are about to attack... both archeres turn to face you... end up as a pincushion

Why the fuck does woman character have to scream so much?!?!?
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Re: That awkward moment when..
« Reply #46 on: December 19, 2012, 05:09:14 pm »
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That akward moment, when you sneak behind two archers and 10 meters before you make your conctact, you put your weapon to left swing to be ready if they suddenly retreat... As a woman you AUTOMATICALLY make this retarded warcry, when you are about to attack... both archeres turn to face you... end up as a pincushion

Why the fuck does woman character have to scream so much?!?!?

Well the male characters also make a loud noise when you hold your attack over a certain period of time (seems like it's about 5 seconds or so). Maybe wait to prime your attack until you get closer?  The sweet spot for how long you hold your attack (to cause maximum damage) is somewhere around 6 tenths of a second.
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Re: That awkward moment when..
« Reply #47 on: December 19, 2012, 05:11:03 pm »
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Why the fuck does woman character have to scream so much?!?!?
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Re: That awkward moment when..
« Reply #48 on: December 20, 2012, 12:50:20 am »
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That awkward moment when u find out the person ur hitting has the banner glitch

The awkward moment when you realize that the banner glitch never existed...

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Re: That awkward moment when..
« Reply #49 on: December 20, 2012, 01:03:04 am »
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... you are reading a full retarded shit post thread and you want to down vote it but then you think everybody is going to see that you are wasting your time as every retarded that is nerding around and then decide to dont give a derp about people and finally start again from the beginning  :idea:
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Re: That awkward moment when..
« Reply #50 on: December 20, 2012, 01:07:15 am »
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...you realize you are not PEPE  :(
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Re: That awkward moment when..
« Reply #51 on: December 20, 2012, 01:15:44 am »
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That awkward moment you gloriously lead your team into battle and the first overhead swing you take kills a peasant on your own team... Whom decided to glue himself to your arse at the start of the round.
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Re: That awkward moment when..
« Reply #52 on: December 20, 2012, 08:10:58 am »
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...you do your usual jump across a deadly opening and realize, that you have just respecced and that new Athletics just wont be enough for your usual angle :shock:

And then you die  :rolleyes: