Hedge knight for hire!

[CrazyCracka420]

Offering my services on the cRPG NA1 battle server (or any DTV server), I will wear your banner and help keep your multiplier up.  I'm usually best able to help our team win by being on my horsey and raping unsuspecting tin cans, but I will also dismount and run around and be your personal body guard if you'd prefer that instead.

Level 30
18 str/18 agi
6 PS
6 WM
6 Riding
6 Athletics
5 Shield

118 1h & 119 polearm WPF

Pretty much use me as you wish and pay me accordingly.  This may be the best investment you've ever made.  You will not only level faster, you will gain more money in the long run!  Or if it's your K:D you're worried about, I can help with that as well.

I typically play 7 nights out of every 14 days.  I'll be on tonight and tomorrow night, and again this weekend (fri/sat/sun)

[Gloin]

soo you are selling loomed human ? 

[CrazyCracka420]

I'm selling services   I'd say level 33 would be heirloomed knight, I'm a "Veteran" if that makes any difference.

Bodyguard to keep you alive (or help you with K:D), or else wearing your banner so you get the benefit of me kill whoring the enemy and giving our team a great chance of winning the round.

[Sir_Mahtin]

about time knights for hire started showing up

[CrazyCracka420]

Why are noobs neg repping me for this idea?  At least have the balls to post your issues rather than hit and run with the -1.

I'm sure there's some rich fucks who want to get as much XP as possible, or there's some poor fucks who want to actually make money.  For the latter this would be an investment, and I would work out some payment options. 

Mainly doing this for fun more than anything, but am 100% serious that I am a knight for hire.

[Strudog]

I'm sure there's some rich fucks who want to get as much XP as possible, or there's some poor fucks who want to actually make money.  For the latter this would be an investment, and I would work out some payment options. 

Great marketing, can i hire you for that?

[CrazyCracka420]

I'm guessing you're being sarcastic (which I don't get how that's bad marketing ), but if not, you certainly can.  Send me a PM and we can work out the details.

Only seeing EU people give me grief, I'm pretty sure most NA players would want me on their side of the battle, assuming it's not an absolutely terrible cav map.

You may not like the idea, but I think this makes a lot of sense to have people offering these types of services.

[Penitent]

Someone had a similar idea a while back, selling bodyguard services.  I don't know how successful he was.

It's not that far-fetched of an idea. 

[CrazyCracka420]

I wouldn't be asking for anything crazy either, just basically want someone to pay for the horse upkeep

It's not as much of an issue these days after the double xp/gold, I'm up to about 80k in gold and that should easily last me past level 33.  But for a while there I was having to jump off my horse and the effect to my team was immediately noticeable (and people were even asking why I wasn't on my horse).   

[Zanze]

I, Zan, Approve this message. Huseby is a mildly decent cavalrymen and is of endless annoyance to myself and my clan mates.

Well worth a few pennies to hire.

[WITCHCRAFT]

There's no price listed. Do you charge based on success rate? If they player fails to level up and/or gain gold faster, do they have to pay you? Is there an hourly rate? Do you charge based on your upkeep graph?

It's an interesting idea, and I'd like to see a merc market forum, but I feel that a lot of people would hate on it. You'd get purposely attacked by griefers while doing your duty, or maybe they would try to make your team lose by suicide etc.

[no_rules_just_play]

+1'ed because you moved to this subforum

[CrazyCracka420]

Witch I was going to let people offer if they were interested.  I play for a few hours at night typically, I'd probably accept 5k for about 3 hours of play.  I was just barely losing money when I played, about 2 or 3k a night, so that should easily cover my expenses and provide a little gold for some mead and a warm bed.