Can I come visit you so you can be my sugardaddy and I'll pick up soaps for you? I wouldn't know why you'd want me to pick up soaps but apparently your avatar tells me too. Also, I'd prefer if you didn't call me a "cracker". That is not very nice...
BTW, the "poor Greek" thing was a joke. You gotta admit there's some irony in the fact that you're a trader and doin pretty well economically while at the same time you're Greek.