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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2013, 09:56:42 pm »
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Everyone's allied to LCO, EU coming for you FCC baddies
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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2013, 10:26:29 pm »
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Ravens are allied to LCO?

Raven are LCO vassals, just like everyone in NA

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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2013, 10:32:30 pm »
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Can I be a vassal of someone? If you want to you can tell me what to do and instead of doing it I'll just keep afking in the fief

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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2013, 10:45:29 pm »
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Can I be a vassal of someone? If you want to you can tell me what to do and instead of doing it I'll just keep afking in the fief

Silly Canuck, you're already an Hospitaller vassal...doesn't surprise me nobody bothered to tell you.
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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #64 on: August 07, 2013, 01:09:52 am »
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Ravens are allied to LCO?
I give up.

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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #65 on: August 07, 2013, 02:32:31 am »
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I give up.

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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2013, 03:09:02 am »
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Ravens are allied to LCO?

Well....

A Raven family member drank a little much one night and had a little fun with an FCC member, thus forcing them into marriage.

FCC stole some radishes from TAA's garden and came back with radish pie, they decided that the eating of the delish is radish pie would seal an alliance.

Raven is allied with dracul because, well, fuck raven.

Frisia declared war on various rodents in dracul lands, extinguished them, and now they owe Frisia big time.(to the point of an alliance)

Frisian members (sandy and cikel) polished arrowaine's cane many a time and now arrowaine has fallen in love and will not allow Frisia to fight alone.

Chevalier members won a desert-wide kickball tournament while making SS, FUPA, and Australis buddies alone the way.

Aldo had a murder boner that could only be hidden if jack sat on it. (Another loving relationship)

Tkov members decided they wanted to be friends with hospitaller and joined in one group hug of loving friendship and created life long bonds with each other through campfire s'mores and catching fish out of ponds.

The hospitaller corp. decided they wanted to invest in a condom factory and employed many chaos members.

Canary was very pleased that the rodents were done stealing his birdseed and would never finish thanking Frisia for it.

And FPF has been jerking off since the start.

So basically everybody is allied to everybody. So Occitan is allied to raven. And there should be no war. Because we're all allied. Except those apple people. Fuck those guys.
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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2013, 06:01:20 am »
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Well....

A Raven family member drank a little much one night and had a little fun with an FCC member, thus forcing them into marriage.

FCC stole some radishes from TAA's garden and came back with radish pie, they decided that the eating of the delish is radish pie would seal an alliance.

Raven is allied with dracul because, well, fuck raven.

Frisia declared war on various rodents in dracul lands, extinguished them, and now they owe Frisia big time.(to the point of an alliance)

Frisian members (sandy and cikel) polished arrowaine's cane many a time and now arrowaine has fallen in love and will not allow Frisia to fight alone.

Chevalier members won a desert-wide kickball tournament while making SS, FUPA, and Australis buddies alone the way.

Aldo had a murder boner that could only be hidden if jack sat on it. (Another loving relationship)

Tkov members decided they wanted to be friends with hospitaller and joined in one group hug of loving friendship and created life long bonds with each other through campfire s'mores and catching fish out of ponds.

The hospitaller corp. decided they wanted to invest in a condom factory and employed many chaos members.

Canary was very pleased that the rodents were done stealing his birdseed and would never finish thanking Frisia for it.

And FPF has been jerking off since the start.

So basically everybody is allied to everybody. So Occitan is allied to raven. And there should be no war. Because we're all allied. Except those apple people. Fuck those guys.

tl;dr jack1 & frisia are gay

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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2013, 08:08:11 am »
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stuff

what does the 1 stand for in jack1

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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2013, 10:49:54 am »
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This thread is a perfect example of why I always try to refrain from posting (diplomatic posting at least) once drinking. Though at the same time, this had made for quite an interesting read....maybe I should reconsider that rule....
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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #70 on: August 08, 2013, 02:10:13 am »
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why does this exist
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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #71 on: August 08, 2013, 02:41:58 am »
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Can I be a vassal of someone? If you want to you can tell me what to do and instead of doing it I'll just keep afking in the fief

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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #72 on: August 08, 2013, 07:40:07 pm »
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why does this exist

same reason you exist. a night filled with alcohol finished by one big mistake.

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Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire
« Reply #73 on: August 08, 2013, 09:20:25 pm »
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I miss the Great War's xp...