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dbrookz - THE NEW GOD OF JUKING!!!
« on: November 10, 2012, 02:45:44 am »
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This is the epic story of a new player to strategus.  He was the only hope of arathian the greek who was malayed by the evil snow tyrant Tanken. he set off on his way from slezkh castle with his unarmed army of 350. It soon became clear that Tanken had sent his evil henchmen to intercept Cara_KUTT - with no crates and only 150 troops moved very quickly while the other, Dutchy_KUTT had 20 crates and was lightly armed with diabolic intent.  The first had gone slightly in the woods because he had set his path to directly attack, the other fell back and stood steady directly in front of aratheon to prevent all rescue.

Our hero was not deterred!  Cara_KUTT jumped out of the woods just northwest of dbrookz moving slightly faster, but our hero unerringly steared southeast.  However, the other foe set off southwest to intercept as he drew closer to his ally.  Dbrookz was not dismayed but set his path east despite aratheon being northeast and time running out with the reinforcement window being only 30 minutes left.  With Dutchy_KUTT directly North of him he juked past him to the east and left him in his wake as he finally set his path northeast.  But Cara_KUTT had cleverly set his path a few minutes earlier straight toward aratheon to intercept our hero's path. 

However, dbrookz is a man who knows no fear!  With both henchmen's blobs overlapping him and only 3 minutes from interception and 5 minutes before he could no longer trasnfer, he reached the transfer radius and sent all 250 troops he could to aratheon the heroic greek.  With his very next 2 minutes he entered Curaw successfully!  Not only did he juke both to victory - he entered curaw and bought extensive gear which he further sent to our noble greek to ensure absolute victory over the tyrant!!

dbrookz and his noble greek!!!  A ballad that shall be sung through the ages.  No one can contest his mighty juking skills!!!


P.S.  Arathian post a picture at the end it was too epic.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2012, 03:21:52 pm by Keshian »
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Re: dbrookz - THE NEW GOD OF JUKING!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2012, 02:59:01 am »
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Oh god, here we go.
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Re: dbrookz - THE NEW GOD OF JUKING!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2012, 07:06:05 am »
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I'm beginning to think Dutchy is that one cop car that always spins out for no reason and then causes a pile up.
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Re: dbrookz - THE NEW GOD OF JUKING!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2012, 08:44:07 am »
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T'is but the first Epic to be written during the fourth coming of Strategus.
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Re: dbrookz - THE NEW GOD OF JUKING!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2012, 12:20:10 pm »
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The pic of the result :3

And it is Arathian, not Aratheon!
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Re: dbrookz - THE NEW GOD OF JUKING!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2012, 03:21:04 pm »
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Hey sorry arathian :(.  Also, that was 2 minutes later, theone guy overlappping him to the west adn north entered curaw after he transferrred the troops, whicha llowed him to go inside and buy gear.
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