Well given this is a whole story to tell and I have no other outlet to tell it here we go
I iz drunk
Diabetic friend is puking in bathroom after hours of shots
We give him 5 minutes to straighten out or I drive him home (40 minutes with an easy .20+ BAC)
Drive him home
He starts puking out of my car and we get off the beaten road
Driving like a madman on a mission I'm going 80 through a school zone at 11 PM and sheriff pulls me over
I frantically pull over and start yelling I need directions due to diabetic dying in shotgun, he asks if i need an ambulance, i ask for directions and resume 80 MPH
Directions are perfect, my friend lives to see another day
Magically I do too
Cops not being douchebags? I think this deserves a call and a thank you for fulfilling the "serve" end of serve and protect