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Offline Clockworkkiller

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« on: January 08, 2014, 06:29:28 am »
Die Vagina ist an der Falschen Position und die Brüste sind zu groß. Mit den richtigen Körper Proportionen, würde sie noch besser aussehen.


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Re: German
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2014, 08:07:51 am »
Sie ist perfekt, du weißt nicht wovon du redest.  :lol:
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Re: German
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2014, 08:53:45 pm »
Quote from: Clockworkkiller on January 08, 2014, 06:29:28 am
Die Vagina ist an der Falschen Position und die Brüste sind zu groß. Mit den richtigen Körper Proportionen, würde sie noch besser aussehen.

Großer Clock... hast Scheiße im Gehirn, und das ist wahr.
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Re: German
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2014, 09:10:12 pm »
Which women are you talking about?
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Re: German
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2014, 10:01:45 am »
Ich tu nicht sogar

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When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

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Re: German
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2014, 04:34:40 pm »
Hört, hört! Der Liebhaber von pelzigen Tieren spricht.
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Re: German
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2014, 05:11:00 pm »
Fut. Oasch. Beidl.
Himme oasch und woiknbruch
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Re: German
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2014, 05:13:49 pm »
Gänsefleisch ma' denn Kowwah uffmache?
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Re: German
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2014, 05:57:31 pm »
Quote from: Saxon. on January 08, 2014, 09:10:12 pm
Which women are you talking about?

Na, die mit den geilen Hüften!
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Re: German
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2014, 05:37:28 pm »
Quote from: Miwiw on January 09, 2014, 05:57:31 pm
Na, die mit den geilen Hüften!
stop describing her!, giff me a name!
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Re: German
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2014, 07:32:59 am »
ein schnein schnitzel Volkswagen jah?
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Re: German
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2014, 09:28:11 pm »
Quote from: Grumpy_Nic on January 09, 2014, 05:11:00 pm
Fut. Oasch. Beidl.
Himme oasch und woiknbruch
Scheiss d´wand ah!
eh wuascht, de grucka, de bluadige henafotzn!
greiz zack bianbam!
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Re: German
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2014, 01:23:05 pm »
Gema ma naus...dann kannste ringuggn...du Orschkrampä :mrgreen:
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Re: German
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2014, 01:46:29 pm »
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