The snow billowed around, battering our naked bodies. We trudged to the castle completely unarmed. There it stood before us. Ismirala Castle. Impenetrable and solitary. The one imposing fixture in the barren wasteland of the tundra. Defeat already in mind, we gazed up to the battlements looking for the enemy. But lo, no defenders appeared! We scrambled at the opportunity, quickly assembling a naked human pyramid. Through the strength of our determination and the power of our spirit, we overcame the odds and took the castle. Victory to the FCC!
Good lord, I am bored with diplomacy.
