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Offline djavo

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Onan
« on: September 13, 2012, 08:26:55 pm »
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Appareantly to bible he was the first man to whip his cock out before ejaculation, therefore commencing great sin. God has smithed him afterwards.
Do you like onan? Do you think that Conan is his rip off? What do you think off a spilling seed?
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Re: Onan
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2012, 08:42:55 pm »
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Where the hell do you get your damn material. 
I dont think you read the Bible all the time and mark the "nasty" parts. :mrgreen:

Other than that, if God did acctually punish for that we whould all burn in hell. Theres a little bit of Onan in all of us.
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Re: Onan
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 10:22:02 pm »
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That's just a very early case of abortion, which is forbidden and punished by god.

Also, everybody that swears even once goes to hell. Enjoy your christian life !
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Re: Onan
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 12:29:46 am »
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Quote from: TiberiusX on September 13, 2012, 08:42:55 pm
I dont think you read the Bible all the time and mark the "nasty" parts.

About 50% of the bible is just porn. The other 50%, bullshit.
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