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Offline FRANK_THE_TANK

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Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« on: June 08, 2012, 10:33:21 am »
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So I'm all tarted up, kilt held high, blood red lipstick coating the area approximately around my mouth.

Anyway, for 5% of your winnings I'm willing to sell you my 500 tickets on the next lottery.

First come, first served.

What am I on about you may be wondering.

You give me 50k. I buy 500 tickets. If I win I keep 5% and you get the rest. Simple proposition no?

Your sweatiest whore,
Frank
Fammi un pompino!

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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2012, 10:36:46 am »
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5% = ~750k gold. Very cheap of you, indeed.

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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2012, 10:40:30 am »
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So bad you can only do that once

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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2012, 10:45:47 am »
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This would only double your chances of winning, assuming you're both buying the max amount of tickets.  It would also double Frank's, though it would double his chances for free, with a possible payoff of 5% of winnings.
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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2012, 10:46:47 am »
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Frank you for real? That seems rather low for you.
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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2012, 10:49:52 am »
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I smell lotto group tickets incoming  :mrgreen:
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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2012, 10:52:40 am »
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It's all good baby.

No risk, high reward and all I have to do is wear lamb skin gloves, and cup the...

I smell lotto group tickets incoming  :mrgreen:

Too late  :wink:
Fammi un pompino!

I think I have ball cancer in my right nut :(
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Bad news everybody, I got dumped :(

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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2012, 12:07:03 pm »
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I knew if only I could hitch my kilt up that little bit higher I would be able to get myself a gentlemen caller.

SOLD!
Fammi un pompino!

I think I have ball cancer in my right nut :(
Good news everybody! It's not nut cancer :)
Bad news everybody, I got dumped :(

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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2012, 02:05:13 pm »
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lol you making a mafia business here
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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2012, 02:37:57 pm »
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I'll sell 500 of my tickets for 60k+tax!!! Once you win you'll lose a lot less money buying my tickets then you would've lost buying Franks.
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Re: Selling myself on the street like the common whore I am.
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2012, 02:56:32 pm »
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I've already made one!

Zlisch you back stabber!
Fammi un pompino!

I think I have ball cancer in my right nut :(
Good news everybody! It's not nut cancer :)
Bad news everybody, I got dumped :(