Ban Request - Racism - Skeith

[Skeith]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Skeet

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

[Canary]

This thread's gotten quickly out of hand.

Racism is against the rules.

You can try and justify why or how racist you are, Skeith, but using your preconceived notions as an excuse to deliberately ostracize someone from your company has apparently led you to directly attempt to offend them, and the way you do it is to use the one word that nearly everyone agrees cannot be used in context without being offensive.

You're essentially arguing that any communication from him is offensive to you because of some intrinsic quality of his identity.

In other words, ban he racism.

120 hour ban. See you in five days.