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Offline RandomDude

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Funny strategus diplomatic pm's
« on: March 19, 2012, 12:33:17 pm »
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RD: Hi, im the leader of the Antarians, currently in Jelbegi.

I have a few guys on the way to one of your fiefs to craft there.

I hope we can have good diplomatic relations with you guys as we have some big enemies on our west.

Goat: Fuck off this is war

RD: What do you mean "Fuck off, this is war?"

Goat: LLJK declared war you illiterate  lardload

RD: Illiterate means that i didnt read much.

You're pretty wrong about that.

For example; that piece of shit message you sent me last time that looked like it'd been written by an abused 4 yr old that had the misfortune to be dropped on its head and forced to lick it's own shit every day.

You can have that one as a forum quote if you like.

Goat: Save the smack talk for the strat battle we r at war

RD: Ahh my eloquent insult was not "smack talk". It was several levels higher than that, I assure you!

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Re: Funny strategus diplomatic pm's
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 12:43:03 pm »
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Oh dear, Pandora's Box has been opened..... /facepalm
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Re: Funny strategus diplomatic pm's
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2012, 12:33:14 am »
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Why are you arguing with Goate of all people?  :|
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Re: Funny strategus diplomatic pm's
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 02:41:35 pm »
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After looking at his unban essay I think the correct question is "why wasn't goate made head diplomat/strat overlord of LLJK sooner?"
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