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Fun with Vonnegut
« on: March 20, 2012, 08:41:11 pm »
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Kurt Vonnegut - "For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere.
"Blessed are the merciful" in a courtroom? "Blessed are the peacemakers" in the Pentagon? Give me a break!"

*Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
*Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted.
*Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
*Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.
*Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
*Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.
*Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
*Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: Fun with Vonnegut
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2012, 02:43:28 am »
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sorry, but I don't think many people here are above the reading level of an eight year-old.

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Re: Fun with Vonnegut
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 02:53:40 am »
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Move to spam pl0x

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Re: Fun with Vonnegut
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 03:08:25 am »
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When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters
True sailing is dead
Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop
And heads bob up
Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent
In mute nostril agony
Carefully refined
And sealed over
And how!