On February 20th, 2012, shortly after 11pm PST, by the order of Count Berenger a UIF very special operations military unit was dispatched to raid a caravan of priests leaving Jamiche Castle. They were believed to be hiding the infamous FRANK THE TANK, The 900 ping King, Lord of the Bogans, suspected Fisdnarian rebel commander and scourge of Bashibazoukistan.
Upon approach the team was spotted and a fierce battle broke out which ultimately left all the defenders dead and almost as many attackers dead/wounded as well. After the battle, the body of FRANK THE TANK was positively identified and recovered along with a treasure trove of spreadsheets and dirty magazines. His body was taken to the nearest ocean and fed to sharks within 24 hours in accordance with Australian tradition.
Of the 11 mercenaries hired to carry out the mission, only 3 were able to make the battle. Aside from their already received payments of 200-250 Strategus gold, they will also receive bonus payouts of 10 to 20k crpg gold for their valor in the face of extreme nudity.------------------------
Thank you to Bashibazouks for promptly paying the bounty and thanks to everyone who showed up, there were only 4 defenders but they fought like 400, much respect to them. At one point, they slipped past us and almost got all our flags down. I'm scared to think what could have happened if they were actually armed.
I apologize to FRANK THE TANK for pissing on what has otherwise been a non-stop victory parade. I'm hanging up my bounty hunting codpiece and returning to the simple life of crafting siege ladders for crazy low prices, 55 strategus gold for the first 50 ladders and 50 gold for each ladder after that. In the words of the great Nez Pierce warrior Chief Joseph, "From where the sun now stands, I will fight you no more forever."
