My satirical rendition of the cRPG community

[Dexxtaa]

chadz! This mod is shit, give us more weapons!

chadz! This mod is shit, balance these weapons!

Why are all these weapons so under powered?

Why are all these weapons so overpowered?

Hang on, archery is the way? Let's do it.

Fuck this shit. Archery is the gay.

Nerf archers.

Can't shoot shit anymore, buff archers.

Throwing!?

Boo hoo, nerf throwing, shit is OP.

Nerf pikes

Nerf polearms because they're stronger than 2h heroes.

Nerf 2h because animations

These animations suck.

I want this horse to run over everything.

WE NEED TO STOP HORSE TANK APC SHITTIES.

Fuck this I want a respec.

[Tears of Destiny]

This is not satire at all, more of a true story =\

[obitus]

mine bow hath been rendered vseless by yon patch

[marco1391]

Cavalry and 2handers are dominating the battlefield, better nerf ranged

[Bars]

+1 

[Kafein]

Slots art a knavery !


Actually, slots are among the things I love about cRPG. This makes a lot of sense and helps balancing the game.

[_Tak_]

Nice song

[Bobthehero]

Forgot to mention how bad 1h no shield is compared to the other builds, buff he.

[Adamar]

mine bow hath been rendered vseless by yon patch

+1

[Lichen]

-Complain about upkeep and that everybody is in rags.
-Noobs need no upkeep until a certain level to make it easier for them
-Gold needs to be gained easily and quickly cause who has time to wait more than 1 day to buy even the most expensive gear?
-Everybody has high end gear now! Commence whine/nerf/remove/limit/make more expensive cycle.
-Repeat

[CrazyCracka420]

That's what I've been saying the problem is.  How "balanced" are the dev's trying to get things?  Will it ever be perfect?  Can't we just say "good enough" at some point and force the players to adapt to the settings.  Right now it seems like players can't adapt and ask the dev's to intervene (when it's not necessary in most cases). 

Sure there should still be a continuing balance, but it should be very well thought out, and hopefully not too drastic.  This goes for all classes, and equipment and builds.  I'm not speaking about any particular class or build or equipment.

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Yes the community rit large are a bunch whinning babies. I have no idea what drives the Devs to keep going, seems like less than a thankless task. Not to mention chadz footing the bill for the servers, and site up keep and all that crap.

People treat this like Blizard is making and bitch about everything. I've done it, I'm no exception but fuck that no sin no throwing rule I've got PT blow me. Its a shame.

[Boerenlater]

yeah it's still free

[Huey Newton]

what a tragic story