[IW] Imperium of Waffles [NA]

[DrTaco]

The Imperium of Waffles

The Imperium of Waffles is in no way related to the Imperium Chalybs et Sanguis. If you don't notice the (Obvious) differences then you should not be on these forums.

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A brief history of Waffledom

Within the land of Calradia, the God Waffle created the Waffle Nations akin to most empires of the land. They were created to lead the great Waffle people in a Great Crusade to destroy the chaotic and rampaging pancake worshipers. As the Great Crusade progressed, the God Waffle united the lesser Waffle Nations in his quest to destroy the Pancakes. Each Son of Waffle is the leader of a Waffle Nation. In Waffledom, Each of the Sons of Waffles leads his Waffle Nation to battle for the Waffle god.

Waffle status

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God of Waffles [GoW] - The Most Holy of all Waffles, chosen to lead Waffles to a new Waffle-dom of Rejoicing.

Lord of Waffles [LoW] - The Chosen Speaker of all Waffles, chosen to speak in-place of the Most Holy.

Sons of Waffles [Son] - The Chosen Waffles of Valiance in all aspects, chosen to lead and fight in higher places by the Holy Waffle.

Super Waffles [SW] - The Elite Soldiers of the Imperium of Waffles, chosen to be the most elite warriors who fight in the Holy Waffle's name.

Waffle Commissars [WC] - Standard Infantry who are zealously assuring soldiers to fight in the Holy Waffle's name.

Waffle Sergeants [WS] - Standard Infantry who excel slightly in combat above the standard Soldier of the Imperium of Waffles.

Waffle Recruits [WR] - Standard Infantry. They only know what they must fight for to ensure the Imperium's will lives.

Our Holy Warriors, Chosen, and God

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God of Waffles - Sandgod

Lord of Waffles - DrTaco

Sons of Waffles -  Belgian, McWilly, Zuhl

Super Waffles - SoulTaker

Waffle Commissars -

Waffle Sergeants -

Waffle Recruits -

The Holy Teamspeak & The Holy Website
178.162.233.199:9988 http://imperiumofwaffles.webs.com/

Joining the Imperium of Waffles
 1. You must be an active player and be asked to join or recommended by a member in good standing with the God Waffle.

 2. You must be willing to fight and die for the Waffle God.

3. You must be active in our Teamspeak and be willing to take the abuse of the Waffle God.

4. You must be a chosen member of the Holy to recruit while the Waffle God is absent.

Laws of The Imperium of Waffles
1. You shall fight and die for your Waffle God. Follow his commands, even if they be to your death. For all results are in his holy, spoken name.

2. If the Server Owners are humble, and ask you of something, do as they ask and save the God trouble of working things out.

3. Waffle-dom must be established. Our Ranks are Law to all, even if the Mighty God is not there to ensure them.

4. Be Respectful to your fellow Waffle. Treat them as you would like to be treated (no eating each other.)

5. Any pancake heretics, or association thereof must be destroyed.

6. Follow all laws and ensure the Waffle prevails.


Diplomatic relations
The Imperium of Waffles is Allies with:
None

The Imperium of Waffles is enemies with:
None

The Imperium of Waffles also encourages you to join the Teamspeak as much as often. Dedication makes a good impression.

[Braeden]

Edit2:  Apparently the joke was misunderstood.  We do not actually have any relation to Waffles, and  there probably won't be a Nomenclature War of Possession.

Welcome to cRPG!  Best of luck!  May your waffles never lack for syrup, butter and a side of bacon!

[DrTaco]

The rivers will flow with syrup, the farmland will produce bread, and the bacon shall be neverending!

[legix]

The Imperium gains another hand in our war against the heretics. Soon, they shall be purged.

[DrTaco]

Updated roster, added a few flashy bits. TO WAFFLEDOM WE GO!

[Syls]

I feel like eating waffles now

(ps: lol just a thought, don't take this as an act of aggression :p)