You know you played too much crpg when...

[Fluffy_Muffin]

When you dress as a peasant and trow rocks at random people

[monsterbrum]

.....When your eyes are burnt by watching evry pixel change of the XP bar
.....When you like the slashy sound of making a hit and you wanna hear it more irl
.....When your mind is broke and even the psygiater can't help you and you flee the urban live to become an blood thirsty wild beast
realy when you place these posts 

[Trippin]

You know you are an aspie when you join a role-playing clan based in a medieval combat simulator.

[Havoco]

in irl...

When you see a tin can and run away from it.

When you call your car a plated charger.

When you see a boulder and a stick lying close to each other and you say to yourself,"overpowered."

when you think god has the form of a donkey.

[Elmetiacos]

You wake up on a foggy morning and think, "This will nerf archery"

[Vexus]

When your first in the most time online (Still can't get how I'm first but whatever)

[AdNecrias]

You get on your horse and start trampling people in egypt.

[Mtemtko]

When you start thinking about what build will your 13. character be.

[ShinySpoons]

THE DREEAAAMS CRPG"S IN MA HEAD

[Joxer]

You dont even notice that your desk is on fire from the ciggy you were just smoking untill the fire alarm start yelling 

[Castor]

...I start to air feint and overhead slash my college professor in class, after asking for today's homework and spending the entire week playing cRPG instead of doing it.

[Reinhardt]

When you are waiting at a pedestrian light with other guys, and the light turns green, you run forward while screaming "Fall back".
When you reach the other group at the other side of the street, you start beating them up while screaming "Attaaaack".

when your wife wakes you up in the morning your first response is wait till i lose my multiplier

in irl...

When you see a tin can and run away from it.

When you call your car a plated charger.

When you see a boulder and a stick lying close to each other and you say to yourself,"overpowered."

when you think god has the form of a donkey.

All the above.

[Soldier_of_God]

You know you played too much crpg when...

your best friends bury their foot in your ass when you least expect it and say "jut plyn fol"

you go to an interview and when you are asked about preferred retirement plan, you say "just the barmace, thank you"

you get in a fight and you stop your punch mid swing 3 times to "Juke" the guy out. (and promptly get a busted nose)

you go to the doctors office and chat it up with an old lady and she says "damn they take forever!" and you reply" "oh its fine with me, the longer the round, the more gold i get."

you go to visit the county fair and when you see a horse, you promptly lol lance it in the head.

you chat with a hot girl and instead of giving them your name, you give them your clantag.

you check into the clinic to check about a sex change and say "if im going to stare at my ass all day, at least it should be a womans"

you spank your kid and you start to see damage %'s rise off its ass.

you go to the bank and you look for the "current xp/next level xp" in your checking account balance.

you hit a curb in your car, but you were lagging, so you ended up back in the intersection while the light was red.

you tell your younger brother to do his homework and he laughs and says "lol homwrk iz fur my old friendlonies"

you watch UFC and call the winner a hacker because he spammed the other guy.

you go to the men's warehouse to buy a suit and ask the tailor what the protection level is.

you go to beat up your girlfriend's new date in a wedding gown with a boulder on a stick.

you punch your wall out of frustration, but nothing happens until 5 hours later

thats all for now