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The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« on: September 06, 2011, 05:00:32 am »
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So we leave the tavern and go to fight...promised the best gear our armies.  The sWalker guesses that some of the men thought it would be funny to hide sWalker's bow for the fight... :evil:.  They said afterward that they believed the sWalker was too drunk to shoot, and they feared for their lives...possible, maybe.  Being too drunk to remember the hero and highest killer...these people must post their achievements themselves tonight. *thinks to himself...it's a good thing I'm too drunk to feel the pain right now*

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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 05:02:30 am »
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2011, 05:06:08 am »
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Bird helms led the way.  BIRD CLAN!
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 05:13:18 am »
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trying to shoot range with the bird helm is annoying. The wings kept getting in my way
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 05:14:49 am »
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Hey sWalker, I found a bow under the inn wine reserves, think its yours.
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2011, 05:15:44 am »
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2011, 05:16:59 am »
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So we leave the tavern and go to fight...promised the best gear our armies.  The sWalker guesses that some of the men thought it would be funny to hide sWalker's bow for the fight... :evil:.  They said afterward that they believed the sWalker was too drunk to shoot, and they feared for their lives...possible, maybe.  Being too drunk to remember the hero and highest killer...these people must post their achievements themselves tonight. *thinks to himself...it's a good thing I'm too drunk to feel the pain right now*
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2011, 07:03:09 am »
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BIIIIIIIIRD CLAN 8-)

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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2011, 07:10:21 am »
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2011, 02:01:00 pm »
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Bill Hicks

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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2011, 09:17:32 am »
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Let's talk about Malaclypse talking about Cicero talking about Tool talking about Bill Hicks talking about drugs?
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2011, 11:47:01 am »
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I mean - ever heard the joke of an elephant in a glass tavern?  :D[/spoiler]
TELL THIS JOKE NOW
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2011, 06:09:46 pm »
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TELL THIS JOKE NOW

Ok, Ok, here it goes:


An elephant walks into a glass tavern and sees a man with a tiny head, about the size of an orange.

He asks the bartender what had happened to the man.

The bartender says: "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid."

"The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunately, the man replied: "How about a little head?"

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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2011, 11:26:09 am »
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Ok, Ok, here it goes:


An elephant walks into a glass tavern and sees a man with a tiny head, about the size of an orange.

He asks the bartender what had happened to the man.

The bartender says: "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mermaid."

"The mermaid swam up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunately, the man replied: "How about a little head?"
What beach is deep enough for a mermaid to swim up to shore and not get beached.
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Re: The sWalker doesn't think it's funny guys
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 11:35:03 am »
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Attribute the quote, Cicero!

Malaclypse look deeper, Bill Hicks stole that line like most of his material.
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