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Offline Nasturtium

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Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« on: January 23, 2011, 08:12:41 pm »
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A man can dream can't he... a man can dream.

 -Chariots
 -Ballista
 -Shield bash
 -Spikes hurting Cav and deploy-able spikes
 -Moving ships
 -Locking shields that enemy cannot pass through
 -War horns, drums or pipes
 -Pillum sticking to shields and slowing shield speed
 -Helmets with moving parts that affect your wpf and armor(IE: flip up your visor)
 -Weapons breaking in game
 -Boiling oil
 -Battering rams
 -Limb damage stopping use of that limb
 -Throwing your Melee weapon
 -Cav rescuing isolated players by riding double at reduced speed
 -Drowning
 -Swimming
 -Falling on someone and hurting them.
 -Buring arrows and fire.
 -Pure darkness and torches.
 -CTF, spawn advancement and more game modes.
 -Kill streak triggering your character to laugh crazily till round ends.
 -1 v 1 triggering beacons, music
 -Minimap with objectives
 -Ancient civs armors and weapons
 -More map animations
 -Horse stamina (sprint) and swing stamina recharge bar.

 

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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2011, 08:59:57 pm »
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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2011, 09:22:56 pm »
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Everything you said above (other than elephants) along with:
Double tapped movements (dodges/lunge)
And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2011, 09:35:40 pm »
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The locking shield thing is possible on siege. Harder in battle.

I wish that:
- blocking speed was faster
- I would stop dying to kiters who can't block well (it's my fault- I make stupid mistakes)
- That the internet gaming community wasn't quite as clueless as it is
- That people would stop toying with us
- For more 1handers with secondary 2-hand mode

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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 12:43:18 am »
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The locking shield thing is possible on siege. Harder in battle.

I wish that:
- blocking speed was faster
- I would stop dying to kiters who can't block well (it's my fault- I make stupid mistakes)
- That the internet gaming community wasn't quite as clueless as it is
- That people would stop toying with us
- For more 1handers with secondary 2-hand mode

Good call, especially the highlighted ones.
And I should be nice or polite to anyone.... why exactly?

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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 05:59:58 am »
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vikingr mod has shield bash (i think), crouch, moving ships in battle (although only scripted to move towards each other than fight, a boarding party battle)
also has a horn you can use, and such.

speaking of, i played it yesterday and it can make some more useful shield walls, and nothing was OP about it. You can't move while crouched.

So, there are some features which are possible, you just have to go get permission from whoever made those features and such. And the crpg team would have to accept them.

err, throwing melee weapon is possible as a secondary feature (you want it? go write a script so that you press x or some other button to throw the equipped weapon)
But I don't think the dev team would spend the time to do it, although it could be a nice feature. although if you hit the enemy, you won't be getting the weapon back as that is how throwing works XD
There would be quite a bit to do, like make a double of every model as a throwable weapon... I have seen throwing swords and even maces in other single player mods though. Besides all of the balancing... SO, BASICALLY THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN UNLESS YOU DO IT YOURSELF. (it won't happen. Some reason I doubt they would incorporate it.)
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 06:06:39 am by Marathon »
Also, I have declared myself #1 NA hybrid thrower
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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 06:23:21 am »
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chadz mentioned awhile back he wasn't going to make melee weapons have a throwing option because it would have to start as a throwing weapon and turn into melee with X. So, round starts, noob thinks hes spamming his spear, spear enters teammates head.

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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 04:26:27 pm »
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I can only imagine the whine throwing great mauls and flamberges would produce...
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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 04:35:48 pm »
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Hmmm this amount of Changes will bring many and many Bugs with it if its already possible to do it anyway!

I am fine with M&B(Dont misunderstand there are cool Ideas tough) than we have a lot of Bugs atm in the Game like fail animations Ghost hits Ghost arrows Glitches and a couple of more my Wish is to Fix that and then we can talk over your Wishes^^

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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 08:33:14 pm »
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  I don't expect to ever see any of these in game, that is why the thread is called "totally pointless impossible whishlist"  :P

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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 08:37:58 pm »
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 :!: These are ALL genius ideas :!: :!:

and they are ALL able to be done

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Re: Totally pointless impossible wishlist.
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 01:10:43 am »
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My favorite of your list: CTF

Would love to have: TDM King of the Hill

Also it would be cool to have 3-Way-Battles ;)
But i guess its hard to change game so far, that more then 2 factions can fight each other at once.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2011, 01:12:19 am by Camaris »