In a distant land far away, their was one man, and one horse, best friends, united forever.
The sands of the Goon kingdoms stirred as the great Goondalgo and his companion Zealot rode through the deserts, combing them one would say. They traveled days scouting, leading, managing, screaming, and even sharing a bond of sexual attraction, and intercourse. The love grew between the man and the animal, to the point where they wanted marriage, Zealot knew Goondalgo wanted it all, inside, and out.
So he scheduled his wedding to be held in the small village of Rushdigh where they first met, and the planning commenced. During the planning, the two bonded even more, inside, and out. As time went by the wedding was in place and set up for all to see, and the reception was called and the drinks were poured. During the reception Goondalgo was no where to be found, "Strange.." said Zealot. A loud neighing sound of intense pain could be heard, and Zealot panicked, he drew his blade and ran to the noise, jumping through the curtains to the room it was coming in, only to see..
Neumonic! Neumonic was having intense intercourse with his horse, and he was pitching! He was taking Goondalgo's virginity, and.. GOONDALGO WAS SMILING! Zealot soon realized what he had to do, he struck down Neumonic, beat him, and threw him away like a ratty old tissue, and grabbed the horse by the reins and whispered "You'll pay for this, slut". He grabbed the horse, and dragged it through the reception hall, all the way to the market place in town. He approached a slaver with the reins of Goondalgo in hands, and a knife to the horses throat if it tried anything, and said "Sell this bitch of a horse, sell it for whatever
fair offer you can get!", the merchant nodded, smiled, and took the horse from Zealot.
The legend of Goondalgo and Zealot has ended, are you ready for your legend to begin?
Goondalgo, the legend, the champion, the betrayer
Make your offers folks! Start your legends!
