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I joined this clan and now it will be melonized.

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Faction Halls / Re: WAAAAAAAGH - Orc Warhammer Faction! (NA and EU)
« on: June 12, 2012, 06:44:47 am »
I am still lookin for new recruits. COME ON FELLOW ORCS!

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Faction Halls / WAAAAAAAGH - Orc Warhammer Faction! (NA and EU)
« on: March 11, 2012, 11:10:02 pm »
 WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Orc Polka Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo&feature=related

(Credits - aragax)

Who are the Orcs

The Orcs are the most common of the Greenskin sub-species. They stand slightly taller than a man, but are wider and heavier. A typical orc can use his bare hands, which are the size of a man’s head, to tear a man limb from limb. Orcs are proficient fighters, faster than you would expect and incredibly vicious. An average warrior can not stand against them one on one. This physical power is backed by a primal, instinctive cunning, which naturally gives orcs a good grasp of combat skills and tactics. In general, orcs live to fight. When not campaigning against other races they fight other tribes in minor turf wars, have civil wars within their tribes, or engage in sports. These sports usually take the form of physical competitions, such as runt throwing, boar and chariot racing, or drinking matches.
The orc mindset is a solid one. It is focused on three things. Respect, brutality, and hatred. Respect to anyone bigger and better than them, hatred to any problems they have, and brutality to solve them. The respect is the least apparent or expected, but it is true. Orcs do have a measure of respect for great or successful warriors, orcish or otherwise. The orcs are also devoted to their gods - Gork and Mork - even though their religion rarely requires any active ritual or worship.

Clan

Orks are big green ugly creatures that only like war and killing anything and everything. If this describes your personality then join the WAAAAAAAAAGH! This clan made just for fun and is not super sewious. Just pretend you are an Orc/Ork and kill everyone else. No teamspeakz neede'd ya only need ta' now one ting'. I'z da BIG BOSS! AN YA FOLOW MA ORDERS OR I NOCK UR TEEF OUT FOR ME SELF!

Gearz

Wear da armha' wit da furz an' get big choppas an pointy stiks! Non oh' dat humie stuff wit da shiny metal. Only orky stuff alowd'   (For Those not speaking Orcish slang, Orky Armor is Fur and Mail and big axes and pointy weapons)

Lookz

You gotta look as orky as possible so that means make the ugliest char you can. Try making heavy jaw and small forehead as this looks like a typical Orc and small eyes.

Also we have no official Banner but try getting one that looks as Orky as possible from the vanilla selection. Mine is double axes for example. Below is an example of an Orky banner.
                                                               Banner

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Ranks & Tags

Warboss - Leader   Tag: WAAAGH_Boss

Weird Boy - Special  Tag: WAAAGH_Weird_Boy

Black Orcs - Elite Troops   Tag: WAAAGH_BO

Arrer Boyz - Archers   Tag: WAAAGH_Arrer_Boy

Choppa Boyz - Infantry   Tag: WAAAGH_Choppa

Boar Boyz - Cavalry   Tag: WAAAGH_Boar_Boy

Gobbos - Light Infantry  Tag: WAAAGH_Gobbo

How to Join da WAAAGH!

Just post here if you interested and then add tags. So simple even an Orc can do it! *NOTE* First 5 Orcs to join will be Black Orcs! Also I will invite to the WAAAAGH! open steam group!

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Faction Halls / Re: The White Company (_WCo) - NA Strat Faction
« on: September 05, 2011, 06:03:48 am »
The White Company shall complete all contracts and complete them flawlessly!

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cRPG Technical problems / Re: Strategus Name Bug
« on: July 22, 2011, 06:44:49 am »
SOLD!

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Sell/Trade / Selling x1 Heirloom
« on: July 22, 2011, 05:51:05 am »
Hello, I am selling one heirloom point. Message me for details on what item you want and the price!

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cRPG Technical problems / Strategus Name Bug
« on: July 20, 2011, 03:33:22 am »
For some reason, my Strategus character has my old name of "Captain_Melon"  When I applied a name change to "TS_Voin_Captain_Melon" I waited until the pending was finsihed. Then I logged out from the game, and my edited "Captain_Melon" and changed it to the new name. When I came on Strategus my name that appears on the map, was the "TS_Voin_Captain_Melon" but when I joined my faction, it shows my old name "Captain_Melon" on the member list. Because of this it does not let me play in Strategus battles as I am not "Captain_Melon" anymore. I do not know why this happened or how exactly and need help fixing this. Thanks!

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Spam / Re: Fear the Wrath of Melon
« on: July 13, 2011, 03:53:54 am »
Only one person is allowed to have a melon army and his name is John.  Please leave.

*Dark Laugh* You insignificant peasant. You think you can defeat MEEE?? I will slay you in the battle for your foolsih words....

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Spam / Re: Fear the Wrath of Melon
« on: July 12, 2011, 11:24:46 pm »
In other words, I am back to kick ass! I have taken a long break from cRPG and now I return!

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Spam / Re: Fear the Wrath of Melon
« on: July 12, 2011, 11:22:17 pm »
You will fit right in.

I look forward to your Sandia Army.


*Evil Laugh Echo*

I have awaken from my long sleep. I was here in the beginning of cRPG, before you were all born!!

NOW I RETURN! To subdue you all.........

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Spam / Fear the Wrath of Melon
« on: July 12, 2011, 10:57:22 pm »
I have arrived to destroy everyone!..............Some of you may remember me, some maybe not......No matter!


I shall rule the Euro and NA servers with my Melon army and everyone will bow to me!

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