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cRPG Technical problems / Re: Can't launch cRPG

« on: April 13, 2016, 06:52:42 am »

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/en/details.aspx?FamilyID=2da43d38-db71-4c1b-bc6a-9b6652cd92a3&displaylang=en

This just redirects me to a Windows 10 download.

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cRPG Technical problems / Re: Can't launch cRPG

« on: April 12, 2016, 11:16:00 pm »

Every fucking time I click a link, microsoft just re-directs me to download Windows 10. What the fuck?

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cRPG Technical problems / Re: Can't launch cRPG

« on: April 08, 2016, 08:30:05 am »

Right on thanks, gonna try this tonight. I recently did a complete factory reset on my computer so I guess it'd make sense that some things are still missing.

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cRPG Technical problems / Can't launch cRPG

« on: April 06, 2016, 10:06:08 am »

I hit no when the updater fails but I get a system error.

Can't start because d3dx9_43.dll is missing from my computer.

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Diplomacy / Re: I come for you Sauruvion

« on: March 09, 2016, 08:55:55 am »

this quickly translates to "im drunk and my face hit the keyboard yet again"

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General Discussion / Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!

« on: March 07, 2016, 02:19:02 am »

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Diplomacy / Re: Dear James

« on: March 05, 2016, 04:18:21 am »

You're worse than jeff, he laughs at his own jokes. take that in

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Diplomacy / Re: Dear James

« on: March 05, 2016, 03:17:47 am »

god just shut the fuck up already anders

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Diplomacy / Re: Examples of quality posting from strat past

« on: March 05, 2016, 12:32:44 am »

Is Canary ever coming back to scream at us in TS again? 

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Diplomacy / Re: Dear James

« on: March 05, 2016, 12:31:37 am »

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To King 'Call me Caitlyn' James,

You spent the entirety of last strat troopfarming, ok.  Sure, everyone gets busy (you weren't, but we'll pretend you were) and sometimes has to just relax and do their own thing.

Then you make the only good decision you had ever made at that point and let someone else lead.  Oh wait, then you immediately try to turn them into a puppet king and have your guys break raid rules and gearbug.

You alienate the entirety of your clan, and make many of them so bored of your shit that they quit the game entirely or join a different faction.

With a ragtag band of loyal idealists you join a decent faction.  Taser's a smart guy, and you finally stop troopfarming.  You take some AI fiefs and seem to finally be doing something.

Then the laws of nature kick in and you squat over and take a giant steaming shit on the emaciated orphan child that is the physical embodiment of Acre, breaking through the crust of the Earth to somehow take yourself (and your clan) somehow even lower.

You bend over, distended anus and all, to the Gobblerinos, swearing your undying prison-bitchdom.  Then they (by they, I mean everyone living, dead, and yet to be born) make fun of you and put you up to some ridiculous challenge just to hoist you in front of the entire community as their ragdoll fucktoy.

You proceed to swallow the erroneous amounts of cum dribbling down your chin and show off your toothless hillbilly smile like some cock-bent Oliver Twist, tugging on Daruvian's spirally cock asking, "Please sir, may I have some more?"

On behalf of everyone in this entire community: holy shit.

You have set new records on low self-esteem and cuckoldry.

I hope for the ruined chasm that is your asshole that you finally muster up the courage of a dead squirrel and chirp out to your stank-dicked master that you refuse his offer of a Gobblin gangbang and make your own 3-man faction of cockgobblers like your destiny foretold.

Sincerely,
Another person who is so embarrassed of you it hurts.

And no, not your father.

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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT

« on: March 05, 2016, 12:28:04 am »

Allow me to harvest upvotes by acting holier-than-thou and mocking those posting in this thread.

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I've known not to reply to Kesh since I got my fucking grade 10

Shutup ricky, everyone knows you gave the principal dope to get your fuckin' grade 10 anyways you greasy shit. Go back to the dump with your old man

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Diplomacy / Re: DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOO

« on: March 04, 2016, 03:44:59 am »

i hope arys revisits the forums in 2 hours. maybe not even that long

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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT

« on: March 04, 2016, 12:22:27 am »

Are you referring to a team tournament? That has no relevance here, since it's a 1 on 1.

I just wanted an excuse to bring that up again.

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Diplomacy / Re: GOBBLIN KING INVOKES LAW OF GOBBLECATHALON TO TEST ACRE IN LIGHT OF DISCONTENT

« on: March 03, 2016, 11:46:04 pm »

Better hope Saint doesn't get home early...

Come home and lose to HK 3/0 after an embarrassing defeat to Taco team in round 1!?

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Diplomacy / Re: Victory in the Fields Near New Knudarr Castle

« on: March 03, 2016, 11:44:02 pm »

Don't say GOBBLINS fought well, the faction attacked like morons during the middle of a workday in a pathetic grab at free crates when we're already the richest faction and don't need them, and then didn't sign up enough people like arrogant morons and lost like they should. Good job beating the faction, unironically.

Fuck you you're making this victory hard to enjoy.