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Spam / Re: As the first President of the USA, I am now running for office of adminship

« on: April 05, 2012, 06:45:25 am »

Just a joke thread anyways, was expecting a longer intro that sounded properly 18th century.

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If this troll ever became admin, I would kiss cRPG goodbye forever. Seriously why isn't this guy permabanned?

Dear Joey Balogna,

You better start kissing now because it's happening. George Washington will be president (read: admin) of CRPG.

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Spam / Re: As the first President of the USA, I am now running for office of adminship

« on: April 05, 2012, 05:05:02 am »

The United States was formed in 1981 and the President of the Continental Congress then officially became President of the United States in Congress Assembled. The United States part was always there and they are considered just as much "President of the United States" as the "President of the United States under the United States Constitution".

Here. This site explains it better than me:
http://www.cojoweb.com/first-president.html
Yeah, right. Stop being such a fail.

Come now, are you truly going to argue semantics with a man as renowned as George Washington? This can be settled through a bout of fisticuffs should these pretenders wish to press their claims.

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Spam / Re: As the first President of the USA, I am now running for office of adminship

« on: April 05, 2012, 04:24:11 am »

/signed, what this community needs is a real no-nonsense, objective oriented, patriot as an admin. I believe that George Washington is definitely the man for the job.


George Washington 2012

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Closed Requests / Re: HEUY STRIKES BACk

« on: April 04, 2012, 12:16:19 am »

free cavalieres huevos

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General Discussion / Re: cRPG 2 : what setting would you prefer ?

« on: March 31, 2012, 08:45:08 pm »

American Revolution.

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Unban Essays / Re: [Unban Essay] How a non-racist remark can be marked racist

« on: March 31, 2012, 10:58:34 am »

 

Well I always knew George to make good topics but this is really one for the history books! I'm going to abstain from my typical faux-rp posting style because there are a couple of things that need to be addressed.

Regarding Tears of Destiny's ( ) tirade of Anti-George Washington comments. I'd like to address Republicanism, and perhaps enlighten you just a touch. The Republicanism of the Founding Father is a separate entity from that which the modern Republican Party prescribes to. Republicanism of yore, as John Adams elegantly put it in 1787, is "a government, in which all men, rich and poor, magistrates and subjects, officers and people, masters and servants, the first citizen and the last, are equally subject to the laws." This information is available to you on the internet, for free, thanks to the sacrifices of loyal, honorable, and patriotic Americans. If you are an American and you are past the typical angsty high school phase I really do recommend you reconsider your stance on America. At the least, try to avoid spouting your unwanted opinions in other peoples unban topics in order to further some self-serving notion of authority in the CRPG Community.


To get to my main point, though, the CRPG community needs to settle down with its tireless witch hunt. George Washington is no worse a troll than the majority of members in this community. Sure, his jokes are crass and he's been known to round delay occasionally but honestly that does not warrant such an outburst of hatred. Now, as a standing believer in fundamental Republicanism, I agree with what John Adams famously wrote and I also believe that if you, the admins of CRPG, wish to treat George Washington so sternly than so should you treat everyone. If you choose to over-look other players transgressions on so many occasions than so should George Washington be treated. I'm not asking for much, just some consistency.


Don't let the vocal minority decide George Washington's fate, look to Republicanism for true equality and justice.

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General Discussion / Re: REMOVE THE NO-XP/GOLD WHEN ESC. Is UP!

« on: March 18, 2012, 04:13:58 pm »

"No struggle, no progress"

Even if that struggle means struggling with a bladder infection because you can't take a bathroom break.

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Closed Requests / Re: [Unban Request] FF_GeorgeWashington

« on: March 18, 2012, 04:28:36 am »

I, Patrick Henry, am shocked and appalled at the flagrant disregard to human rights! Who are you, sirs, to so quickly cast down the mighty first president and glorious general of our United States of America? Is it so satisfying to subject others to your skewed and prejudiced judgement? Are we not all here to enjoy a rousing bout of Might & Blade: Warbands CRPG Mod?

Tell me, friends, what sort of lives you lead that you find yourselves creating such petty conflicts with a good, honorable, and honest man like George Washington? I believe that George Washington is innocent of your charges and furthermore that there should be a full investigation of the admin in question complimented by a reworking of your ban request system. Hear me, friends, a week long ban should not be granted for exercising ones own First Amendment right of free speech! Also, if I may be so bold, I must voice my objection to the continued tenure of the admin GrannPappy as he is clearly unfit mentally to continue to serve such a position. Such immature, illogical, and brash decision making must not stand!

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Closed Requests / Re: Unban Request - First Presidenrt of the United States of America

« on: June 14, 2011, 12:57:02 am »

What the first president of the United States of America said is true, him and I were engaging in the act of high fiving (while I was playing on my FF_FrancisLewis char) and he started lagging fiercely. I tried my best to intercept the stray high five but it went to the one known as Featherbutt of the Hospitallers instead. Obviously he is ignorant to the ways of the Founding Fathers and therefore he died. President Washington would have explained the situation had he not been muted by an Ecko_ATS for exchanging friendly insults with an ATS member. When I attempted to explain what had happened people started telling me that "you should know better" and "hes a jerk and deserves a ban." Undoubtedly all admins that are looking into this case can tell that the ban was supported by British countrymen and our own French allies were late and of little use, yet again.

I urge the administration staff to reconsider their position of banning the good General and first President of the United States of America, George Washington.

Written and signed by Francis Lewis of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America,
One Nation Indivisible with Liberty and Justice for All"

Francis Lewis

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Thoughts about auto balancing.

« on: February 01, 2011, 08:17:34 pm »

I like the banner balance but I feel like the main problems with balance are that when one team is stacked with more archers or cav the other team does nothing to change (or in most cases even form) their strategy. Besides that it doesn't make much sense to balance off the first round of each map when some people don't spawn or may have an off round. Instead having a balance after 2 or 3 rounds or maybe small balances each round would work better. It's hard to say how to fix it really when you factor in levels and skills. 

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Suggestions Corner / Re: balance the "bec de corbin"

« on: February 01, 2011, 06:12:45 pm »

I feel you, it seems like high-end polearms are poorly scaled.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Different colors for Friendly arrows

« on: February 01, 2011, 06:09:15 pm »

I don't see a point to this. It sounds like you need to just man up and deal with the fact that friendly fire has always and will always be a factor.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: shieldbash

« on: February 01, 2011, 05:53:37 pm »

Uhhh, OP do you know anything about combat whatsoever? How is a hunk of shit attached to your forearm going to have a longer range then a full snap kick? The range of motion is nowhere even near each other. Even a full cross swing can't compare in range of contact to a kick.

It makes no sense whatsoever, besides what's the point. If you want to roleplay some tough guy who can shield bash people just close your eyes when you click the kick hotkey.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: IMPLEMENT MUSKETS ALREADY

« on: February 01, 2011, 05:09:13 pm »

Model 1766 French Charleyville black powder flintlock muskets, smooth bore means no rifling means poor accuracy and a weight of 10 lbs means we won't have any swingin dicks pretending to be Davy Crocket. Let's do it.

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General Discussion / Re: 2 whine and troll questions

« on: January 30, 2011, 06:56:00 pm »

So pretty much just aim for his head and you'll be fine.