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General Discussion / Re: "The Ultimate Combo" (Video)
« on: July 19, 2015, 03:54:52 am »You have a thing against redheads, boy?!
Well, this one. He makes fun of my hairline
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Well, this one. He makes fun of my hairline
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General Discussion / Re: "The Ultimate Combo" (Video)
« on: July 18, 2015, 11:08:53 pm »
Tristan the Gingerbread Tryhard.
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Diplomacy / Re: The Holy chadzian Empire declare war on Legionaries
« on: May 24, 2015, 10:18:37 am »
At this point, the issue of the battle still swung in the balance. A debate ensued in the chadzian camp about whether it would be wise to sally forth and attempt to drive the Squids from the field, or else hold the camp until sunset as planned.
Tristan of Erzoth called for silence in his commanding voice “Our first charge nearly broke the spine of the enemy” evidently forgetting that Squids are invertebrates. He continued “A second sally may send them reeling back into the hills!”
At this point, I made my way to where Captain Tristan was standing and touched his shoulder.
“What is it Helvetius?”
“Captain” I said “In my opinion we should wait and repulse their next attack and then immediately counter attack.”
Tristan nodded. “Alright everyone” he announced, “Once we have driven off the squids, we shall chase them back to camp and finish this fight!”
A sharp clarion of trumpets signaled the approach of the Squids. We drew up in battle formation and the signal was given to charge.
With a terrible crash of shields, we smashed into their left flank, hurling them back into their own camp. Swagathor was ahead and somewhat to my right. Seeing him hard pressed, I moved ahead and around his opponent, knocking the nefarious cephalopod to the ground, slaying him. I spun ‘round and severed the tentacles of another assailant.
Meanwhile, Saint brought up the right and with a flurry of her pick she brought down a slew of foes and Tristan struck down Calimari.
Just as it seemed all was won, one of the enemy shat a jet of thick black ink which caught me squarely in the eyes. I felt myself hit the ground with a thud and saw no more.
I awoke in a medical tent much later to the news that the battle had been won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziQUPNNyHYQ
Tristan of Erzoth called for silence in his commanding voice “Our first charge nearly broke the spine of the enemy” evidently forgetting that Squids are invertebrates. He continued “A second sally may send them reeling back into the hills!”
At this point, I made my way to where Captain Tristan was standing and touched his shoulder.
“What is it Helvetius?”
“Captain” I said “In my opinion we should wait and repulse their next attack and then immediately counter attack.”
Tristan nodded. “Alright everyone” he announced, “Once we have driven off the squids, we shall chase them back to camp and finish this fight!”
A sharp clarion of trumpets signaled the approach of the Squids. We drew up in battle formation and the signal was given to charge.
With a terrible crash of shields, we smashed into their left flank, hurling them back into their own camp. Swagathor was ahead and somewhat to my right. Seeing him hard pressed, I moved ahead and around his opponent, knocking the nefarious cephalopod to the ground, slaying him. I spun ‘round and severed the tentacles of another assailant.
Meanwhile, Saint brought up the right and with a flurry of her pick she brought down a slew of foes and Tristan struck down Calimari.
Just as it seemed all was won, one of the enemy shat a jet of thick black ink which caught me squarely in the eyes. I felt myself hit the ground with a thud and saw no more.
I awoke in a medical tent much later to the news that the battle had been won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziQUPNNyHYQ
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