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General Discussion / Re: Welcome Back Package [150k Gold, 3 Heirloom Points]
« on: December 28, 2021, 04:00:45 am »
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Faction Halls / Re: Hanseatic League
« on: January 23, 2014, 07:37:11 am »
Lets Trade! - Autism Incarnate
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Faction Halls / Re: EON is recruting - PLS JOIN
« on: January 19, 2014, 09:32:16 pm »yes any christianity is fine except mormon. even catholic is okay.sorry I cant join, my mom said i cant because I'm Mormon, i was going to lie and say i was Lutheran but my mom read the post for me so she says no because you don't take Mormons and I'm a Mormon so sorry i cant join.
NO ATHIESTS!!!!
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Diplomacy / Re: War of the Last Alliance - Crusade against the Gobblin Realm
« on: December 17, 2013, 07:41:30 am »
*listen while you read*
Hundreds of brown pigeons fly through castle windows straight into the walls of various recipients, each eager to commit suicide so it's masters can never pet it again. Attached to every bird is a mass produced message, each written by the exact same person over the course of three hours.
THE DWARVES OF HOUSE HOIN ARE BRINGING OUT THE BIG BOY RUNES FOR THIS ONE. OUR WONDURFULLY AUTISTIC PATRIARCH HAS REQUESTED THIS COMMAND FROM THE TRIUMVIRATE, AND HIS REQUEST WAS ACCEPTED. OUR MISSION IS TO REMOVE THE KABOBBLINS FROM NEW AHMERRAD IN THE SOUTHERN REACHES OF GOBBLIN TERRITORY. AS YOU ALL KNOW, DWARVES ARE NATURAL BORN SPRINTERS. HOWEVER MANY OF OUR MEN ARE NOT DWARVES. IN ORDER TO REACH THESE FAR AWAY LANDS BEFORE THE WORLD COMES TO AN END WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN OUR AUTISTIC, TRADE SAVVY, LEADERS MOST VALUABLE POSSESION. SNOWFLAKE. SNOWFLAKE IS THE COLLECTIVE NAME FOR OVER 10000 FUCKING ROUNCIES. PROBLEM FUCKING SOLVED. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT LIKE TURBAN WEARING ECONEMY RUINING GOBBLIN SCUM, SHOW THE FUCK UP, WE HAVE GOOD GEAR HAND CHOSEN BY OUR GREATEST AUTIST, HOIN THE SOMEWHAT FUCK YOU.
The bird flops around on your floor for a minute or two, an obviously broken neck hinders its flight or escape. As you see the life go from its eye's a single tear falls to the brick, and you could swear that its beak curled up into a smile in that final moment. At least the son of a bitch died happy.
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Hundreds of brown pigeons fly through castle windows straight into the walls of various recipients, each eager to commit suicide so it's masters can never pet it again. Attached to every bird is a mass produced message, each written by the exact same person over the course of three hours.
THE DWARVES OF HOUSE HOIN ARE BRINGING OUT THE BIG BOY RUNES FOR THIS ONE. OUR WONDURFULLY AUTISTIC PATRIARCH HAS REQUESTED THIS COMMAND FROM THE TRIUMVIRATE, AND HIS REQUEST WAS ACCEPTED. OUR MISSION IS TO REMOVE THE KABOBBLINS FROM NEW AHMERRAD IN THE SOUTHERN REACHES OF GOBBLIN TERRITORY. AS YOU ALL KNOW, DWARVES ARE NATURAL BORN SPRINTERS. HOWEVER MANY OF OUR MEN ARE NOT DWARVES. IN ORDER TO REACH THESE FAR AWAY LANDS BEFORE THE WORLD COMES TO AN END WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN OUR AUTISTIC, TRADE SAVVY, LEADERS MOST VALUABLE POSSESION. SNOWFLAKE. SNOWFLAKE IS THE COLLECTIVE NAME FOR OVER 10000 FUCKING ROUNCIES. PROBLEM FUCKING SOLVED. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT LIKE TURBAN WEARING ECONEMY RUINING GOBBLIN SCUM, SHOW THE FUCK UP, WE HAVE GOOD GEAR HAND CHOSEN BY OUR GREATEST AUTIST, HOIN THE SOMEWHAT FUCK YOU.
The bird flops around on your floor for a minute or two, an obviously broken neck hinders its flight or escape. As you see the life go from its eye's a single tear falls to the brick, and you could swear that its beak curled up into a smile in that final moment. At least the son of a bitch died happy.
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Diplomacy / Re: EXP CARTEL STRIKES BACK
« on: December 04, 2013, 02:51:03 pm »
BAN THE NO SHOWS! wait... my internet wasn't working... that means... shit...
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Faction Halls / Re: Warriors of the First Age [Recruiting]
« on: November 18, 2013, 05:33:58 pm »
Dangit finnian... you ruined the zig-zag...
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Strategus General Discussion / Re: THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING APPROACHES WORLD DOMINATION
« on: November 18, 2013, 05:26:33 pm »
I suppose you could say that...
The Gobblins are Gobbling up NA strat!
BA DUMM TSSssss
(Someone please kill me)
The Gobblins are Gobbling up NA strat!
BA DUMM TSSssss
(Someone please kill me)
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Faction Halls / Re: Warriors of the First Age [Recruiting]
« on: November 06, 2013, 01:16:23 am »
I'm not saying Morgoth wasn't bad ass, the C'Tan were bad ass too, but the Necrons don't give a damn... They put their intelligence into metal immortal bodies and sold their souls for power and victory over their enemies, an entire species no less. They fed their souls to the C'tan and made the C'tan even more powerful then they already were, then when they didn't need the C'tan/ decided they didn't like what the C'tan stood for they defeated them, and ripped them into pieces which they harnessed to make more powerful weapons of war... The best analogy I can think of for an Individual (and might I add worthless/ lowly) Necron are the pirates from the first Pirates of the Caribbean, the ones THAT DO NOT DIE NO MATTER WHAT THE HELL YOU DO. Rip a Necron to pieces and the pieces find each other and knit back together. If you manage to destroy it so utterly that it cant do that then it just disappears into thin air and gets repaired in a Necron tomb or transport.
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Faction Halls / Re: Warriors of the First Age [Recruiting]
« on: November 04, 2013, 03:12:08 am »
Then the Necrons would then do the same thing to Morgoth that they did to the c'tan... chop him up into millions of pieces and use his essence to destroy their enemies.
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General Discussion / Re: What players make NA cRPG more fun for you (LEL POINTLESS MEGAPOLL)?
« on: November 03, 2013, 11:48:47 pm »
HoinBest austist
(please dont kill me)
(please dont kill me)
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cRPG Technical problems / Re: An item with the same key has already been added.?
« on: November 01, 2013, 02:25:29 am »13
cRPG Technical problems / Re: An item with the same key has already been added.?
« on: October 31, 2013, 10:44:44 pm »
i just deleted my old module and started downloading c-RPG again, the launcher didnt give me a critical error so if it works ill let you guys know.
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cRPG Technical problems / An item with the same key has already been added.?
« on: October 31, 2013, 10:04:59 pm »
Problem: I receive a Critical Error upon clicking "play cRPG" on the launcher and I have absolutely no clue what it means, any help would be appreciated.
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Faction Halls / Re: Warriors of the First Age [Recruiting]
« on: October 31, 2013, 01:09:37 am »
If it exists Necrons can probably kill it. also Zig-Zag
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