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Faction Halls / Re: PHOENIX COMPANY (making a futile return) ALL WELCOME

« on: August 07, 2012, 05:15:00 am »

Greatest.
Clan.
Ever.

Think of the rich tradition of admirable Phoenix Company leaders:
Gorath
Mike
Other universally hated people

You can't find this anywhere else.

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General Discussion / Re: 10 Most Respected

« on: July 29, 2012, 08:31:32 pm »

CONGRATULATIONS!

I award you with the MOST useless thread in general discussion.
Give yourself a pat on the back/sugary pastry of your choice/cry in a corner because of what little worth you contribute. The choice is yours!

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Spam / Re: NA ALLSTARS - the best players by US state (now with votes!)

« on: July 29, 2012, 08:25:00 pm »

I nominate myself as Best from Ireland.

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Faction Halls / Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)

« on: June 19, 2012, 10:40:40 pm »

Lewp
Explains
Whimsical
Puns

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Faction Halls / Re: Remnants [NA]

« on: June 06, 2012, 04:15:00 pm »

When I tried Dynamike showed up.
The sex was fantastic.

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Faction Halls / Re: Remnants [NA]

« on: June 04, 2012, 11:53:46 pm »

So I was asking around, and except for a German and an Asian, you are quite low in diversity...
I'd be willing to help change that.

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Faction Halls / Re: [BW] Black Watch

« on: April 25, 2012, 10:57:20 pm »

You're not a spell check.

Correct, he's a grammar check.

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... and all the other things floating around out there / Hello? Is anyone else out there?

« on: April 25, 2012, 08:17:34 pm »

OH GOD I'M STUCK IN A FORUM BY MYSELF!

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Faction Halls / Re: Are you full of BS

« on: March 14, 2012, 08:48:38 am »

Haha
This is brilliant!

Alright mate!
BS = Bar Stomper

And to prove my skill as a bar stomper, I challenge you to a duel under heavy intoxication!
I really don't give a fuck if your drunk but I certainly will be!

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Faction Halls / Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)

« on: March 08, 2012, 07:26:14 am »

Then let me be overt about this Mike, my post trumps yours several times over. You see, while you overuse over, over and over again until the word was no meaning left over, I, however, do not place over so overtly throughout my ramblings. Though I have been overly harsh about the skill in which over was weaved under and over in your post, your overture overly simplifies the use of over.

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Faction Halls / Re: Riders of Brohan (NA Cav Clan)

« on: March 06, 2012, 04:47:09 pm »

Just bro'd the post up a bit.

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Faction Halls / Riders of Brohan (NA Cav Clan)

« on: March 06, 2012, 05:26:15 am »

The Creed of the Riders of Brohan
IT IS THE SOUND OF THE HOOVES POUNDING THE EARTH THAT UNITES US!
IT IS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT WE RIDE FREE, BEHOLDEN TO NONE THAT UNITES US!
IT IS THE MOMENT WHEN THE ENEMY BREAKS RANK AND RUNS THAT UNITES US!
IT IS THE FEELING OF THE WIND RUSHING BY OUR FACE THAT UNITES US!
IT IS THE TRADITION OF BRO-HOOD THAT UNITES US!
IT IS THE IDEALS OF BROHAN THAT UNITES US!

Join us today, and may Broseidon watch over you.

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Faction Halls / Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)

« on: March 05, 2012, 01:00:23 am »

HELLO AMERICAN FRIENDS.
IT IS YOUR FOREIGNER FRIEND LEWP AGAIN.
I AM BACK AND HAVING NEW QUESTIONS TO BE ASKING OF YOU.

QUESTION 1.
WHAT IS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER SO I CAN PLACE AMERICAN MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND DEFINITELY NOT BE STEALING IDENTITY OF AMERICAN FRIENDS?

QUESTION 2.
WHAT IS AMERICAN DEFENSE PROTOCOL AGAINST INVASION OF POTATO? THIS BEING PURELY HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION AND NOT A COMING INVASION.

QUESTION3.
WHAT IS LIKELIHOOD OF AMERICAN PEOPLES ACCEPTING POTATO AS NEW OVERLORD AFTER HYPOTHETICAL INVASION?

I AM LIKING YOUR ANSWERS TO BE GIVEN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE FOR THE INVASION SURPRISE PARTY.

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Faction Halls / Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)

« on: February 29, 2012, 09:34:11 pm »

HALLO AMERICANS FRIENDS!
MY NAME IS LEWP, I COME FROM FAR AWAY LAND ACROSS MANY MILES OF WATER.
I COME TO AMERICAS IN SEARCH OF WORK BUT INSTEAD FIND MOUNT AND BLADE.
NOW I AM ASKING TO BE INITIATED IN CLAN WITH PEOPLE WHO DO THINGS WITH STUFF.

I SPEAK ENGLISH VERY NICE SO LANGUAGE BARRIER NO PROBLEM.
PLEASE TO BE MEETING ALL OF YOU!
GOOD BYE FOR NOW!

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Faction Halls / Re: Cavalieres Thread 2.0 + New and important Poll

« on: February 29, 2012, 09:23:51 pm »

HELLO AMERICAN FRIEND!
MY NAME IS LEWP, I AM FOREIGNER FROM FAR AWAY COUNTRY ACROSS THE WATER.
I HAVE COME TO U.S. IN SEARCH OF WORK AND INSTEAD HAVE FOUND MOUNT AND BLADE.
I HAVE HORSE AND WISH TO JOIN CAVALIERIES AS I HEARD LEADER IS ALSO NEW TO GAME.
I SPEAK ENGLISH VERY NICE SO LANGUAGE BARRIER NOT PROBLEM.

I HOPE YOU HAVE NICE DAY.
IT IS 3:21 HERE ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON AND HARMFUL FUMES FROM CHEMICAL LAB HAVE CAUSED ME TO GO LEWPY!
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE, YOU SEE WHAT I DO THERE? I MAKE AMERICAN PUN BASED OFF MY NAME.

I HOPE YOU HAVE NICE DAY.
THIS APPLICATION IS NO JOKE, I JUST MADE IT LOOK LIKE ONE SO YOU THINK I FUNNY.
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE.

I HOPE YOU HAVE NICE DAY.
I TYPE THIS THREE TIME BECAUSE, BOREDOM.

ALRIGHT, GOOD BYE FOR NOW, I HOPE TO BE HEARING FROM YOU SOON.