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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: October 13, 2017, 06:37:38 am »
Was digging though my old stuff and found my HDD from my crpg days and saw this nipple banner that made me laugh

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Those were truly some autistic days boys.

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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:49:37 am »
Ever since I stopped playing cRPG I got a promotion at work and actually talked to a girl. Perhaps cRPG's died for us, like Jesus. With death, there is always life.

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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:46:11 am »
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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: March 25, 2014, 09:33:01 am »
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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: November 07, 2013, 05:21:31 am »
I wake up in cold sweats at night with the sound of swords clashing and unbridled teamspeak homosexuality ringing in my ears. Turning to my dusty computer I reach out a hand "maybe just a game of dota 2 with the brahs, call in sick, you can take the day off". But a chill creeps up my spine. I start to feel nauseous...I barely make it to the bathroom sink before losing control of all bodily functions. As I lay on the cold tile covered in my own feces, urine, and vomit I writhe in agony for hours before eventually losing consciousness.

I don't know if I ever will be ready to undertake such a task.

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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: November 06, 2013, 02:28:16 pm »
I request the banishment of Havelle from Frisia, on the grounds of lacking homosexuality, yesterday Havelle revealed a dark secret to me, he prefers women, I was deeply disturbed by this dark secret, please do the right thing.
disgusting. ..to be attracted to the opposite sex, the good Lord made men to be with men and women to be with women! !

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Faction Halls / Re: The Frisian Freedom: Recruiting NA
« on: August 22, 2013, 02:46:23 am »
A mysterious shipment of 650 soldiers with 1000 rounceys has arrived in New Halmar. Only a single note is left behind, reading "ur gay". Cryptic.

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Diplomacy / Re: BS Flows
« on: August 05, 2013, 09:30:57 am »
Says the guy who just paid over 1 million in cRPG gold to get people to switch sides for one battle.

Kesh wanting to win = what a shit cheater
Aro wanting to win = perfectly acceptable

It is actually OK to want to win. If buying your way to victory is how you want to do that, well that's just fine.

Doesn't kesh offer 150k+ crpg gold for top mercs in his battles? I'm sure if you went through all his mercenary threads it would add up to 20-25 million crpg gold (could be a lot more considering the amount of hours he dedicates to playing crpg). Also please remember that crpg and strat gold have no value at all, and it really doesn't matter what you do with it.

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Diplomacy / Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
« on: July 27, 2013, 11:34:26 pm »
Actually i don't believe you - you seem more active than you ever were before now with your golden apple corps vassalage to Occitan and owning a fief.


Not really getting the min-max thing you are saying - we use middle-eastern armor (been our theme for a very long time, heavy yawshawns, mameluke armor - both actually are not the best they emphasize more leg armor and less body armor than equivalent level armor (other factions use trasnitional and milanese plate whicha re actually better armor and heavier gauntlets than our mail gauntlets) and we use cav robes and sarranid guard armor)  - for min-maxing look for people maximizing their playerbase with as many hoplites and pikemen as possible as long as its the OP thing with insta-facehugging stabs (word on the street next patch will finally fix that idiocy) or have majority of their players go heavy cav builds - basically flavor of the month OP builds is min-maxing.  Can't even remember last time we even had a battle with heavy yawshawns - been reusing gear we won from other battles.

Im honestly just tired of you putting down any faction who doesn't crutch on agility spamming heroism like you do malaclypse, which is dependent on lighter armor.



P.S.  Sjimmy this shit was pretty cold.  Didn't even let him know so it could be a real battle.

Kesh, you have a problem. You're delusional. +3 Heavy Yawshawns are 59 body armor 25 leg. It doesn't "emphasize leg armor" at all. It's literally 1 leg armor point above equivalent armors like plate armor and churburg. Nor does it lack any sort of body armor. Remember, +3 heavy yawshawns are better than unloomed milanese plate. Also what faction even uses milanese plate regularly? The only faction I've ever seen use it would be SS, but even that was only for a few battles. Transitional is certainly not better armor any way you slice it. And you last used Heavy Yawshawns 4 days ago. I don't know what this is with you trying to make it seem like your faction is just a bunch of poor farmhands who patched together some rusty old armor you found in the scrap pile out back. You have the best gear in NA by far, don't try to sugar coat it. No one buys it but the sorry souls who follow your every word.

Sorry for your betrayal by the way, Tanken, it's truly a shame.

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Diplomacy / Re: The beginning of the end.
« on: July 24, 2013, 07:37:18 am »
Its like no one understands sarcasm anymore these days...
(i think Daruvian likes me... he keeps - my posts)

Principle dictates that I - your post for whining about it now. God have mercy on your soul.

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Diplomacy / Rest in Peace.
« on: July 24, 2013, 04:17:02 am »
All who fought and died with me this day:

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NA (Official) / Re: Call_me_Smithy
« on: July 24, 2013, 12:16:02 am »
I did indeed witness Smithy tking noodles.

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Mercenary Recruitment / March with Jesus!
« on: July 23, 2013, 06:34:26 am »
New battle in OP. Hope you all can make it!

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Diplomacy / The beginning of the end.
« on: July 23, 2013, 03:07:56 am »
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
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Since the first miracle in the ice fields of Shulus, much has changed in the land of Calradia. Alliances have been made and broken, Empires have risen and collapsed. Friends have turned to foe, and many a neckbeard has been slain. Through all the traitorous misdeeds of the wicked, the conspiring of vassals, the peaceful trader has had but one mission:To bring righteousness on the heads of those who would suck the life out of this land with their spergish ways. All who bore witness to the defeat of Froyo's minions in the north, who held off the Remnant and HG horde in Tismirr, who slew the vengeful yawshawn army in Ayyike, I call upon ye once more, to fight and die for my cause. Their vassals now greatly outnumber us, and the disappearance of the prophesized one, Pakus, makes our cause even more perilous. But remember, even a righteous defeat is more honorable than submission and cowardice in the face of confrontation. The pen is in our hands, so let it be written that we fought valiantly this night and without mercy to shed the blood of the heinous on the walls of New Ismirala.



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Picked up Dark Souls, CS:GO, Borderlands 2, Fallout 3, and Deus Ex all for under $25. Was still a bit disappointed with this sale however, seemed like all these games had been on sale before, and trading cards are a silly idea.

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