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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: The betrayal of antioch!

« on: March 31, 2012, 10:38:15 am »

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CRATES: NOW UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP

LOL, I am not j4g.

I'm just in this for fun and you guys have fun your own way.  Whatever floats your boat. 

Goons make good hostiles I find, especially when all of the good goons aren't in the swarm.

Well, gotta get crates, mom.

hey , lljk_whitenoise, give up some crates or beat feet it out of this cool thread

also all of your should prolly stop coming up with ratios and pyrrhic victories or whatever. if one side had crates at the start end ended with fewer crates, a good thing has happened.

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Faction Halls / Re: [KoA] Knights of Antioch

« on: March 20, 2012, 06:13:02 pm »

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Faction Halls / Re: [KoA] Knights of Antioch

« on: March 20, 2012, 06:24:05 am »

http://youtu.be/AJt1RRFjN3M?t=10s

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Unban Essays / Re: FREE GOATE !

« on: March 19, 2012, 03:08:37 am »

10/10 free goate

goate is a valued member of the cerpugee community and a powerful voice for an entire generation of young conservative republicans. that he should be unbanned should seem obvious to any except the most slow witted and humorless fucker-idiot aspergians in existence. however i suggest that we go beyond merely reversing his ban:

I hereby nominate goate for permanent full immunity from all further probation, bans and permabans on his account with reguards to his gameplay activities on the Official US Battle, Duel, Siege and Rageball servers. He will of course be forced to maintain community standards and follow all official guidelines on all US Official Defend The Virgin servers, all Official European, Asian, and Wallabyworld servers, any affiliated cRPG linked but non-official servers, and any servers created utilizing exciting new rulesets moving forward into the future.

Don't just Free Goate today... free him forever!

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Diplomacy / Re: LLJK Civil War

« on: March 09, 2012, 09:43:56 pm »

I'm speaking in terms of actual decent funny people to talk to.


Elite crpg players? pfft, who gives a fuck about that shit. Let's face it, your little ventrilo is not apart of LLJK and you are retards to even think that's true.

Jorts! And metal! At the same time! Argument demolished!

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Diplomacy / Re: LLJK Civil War

« on: March 09, 2012, 12:48:54 pm »

The only person worth a damn in your little ventrilo is Goretooth.


Shame.

You listen to metal and wear jorts!

Anytime I read anything you post, or hear you talk out loud, if it irritates me even in the slightest, I think about it for a minute, then I remember: "Goresaw probably was was listening to metal while wearing jorts when he posted that!" and then I smile and remember that things will never be that bad for me. I've got long pants on, and no matter what I'm listening to I know it has at least some musical merit.

So thanks for that, ya jort wearing, metal loving, no tip deservin', highly irritating lunchtray of a human being!

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Diplomacy / Re: LLJK Civil War

« on: March 08, 2012, 09:10:14 pm »

Who can I be in this convoluted metaphor?

To clarify, I'm Karl Urban

Meh, I don't really mind Zealot and the typical trolls too much, I guess I was trolled easier then usual this week due to other concerns, but I've had the urge to attack Fisdnar for months though, and decided to get around to it as a last hurrah.  I told other clan leaders last week I was gonna step down, after waning interest for the past couple months.

Why would you have wanted to attack a LLJK fief for months? Sparky and I did nothing but contribute, we ran our own goods, topped off towns, we even gave you a chunk of money so you could camp in the woods for a week in your failed attempt to leap out and shout boo at the Hospitalers. We have been loyal sons of Rohan, and you have been conspiring to attack us for months?

...
I asked if anyone wanted to assume Strategus leadership.  The only likely candidates said no. 

You demoted Phantom Zero, the true spiritual heart of LLJK right before you demoted everyone else and left the clan, you two faced sack of crud.

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Diplomacy / Re: LLJK Civil War

« on: March 08, 2012, 07:42:55 pm »

You know all I did was say I didn't want to handle leading Strat anymore, and anyone else is welcome to do it.  I just wanted to attack Fisdnar with my army before I gave it away, sent it at Fallen, or sold it to enemies for cRPG gold as a troll.  Zealot and co have nothing to do with my decision to stop managing Strategus duties. Funny that as soon as I said I wasn't gonna sperg out over spreadsheets and steam chats, everyone pronounces the clan dead.  Err.. it's still around ya know, just back to the nomadic barbarian tribe state it belongs, until the next superior sperg decides to lead the horde.

Could it be.. you? 
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don't you dare try to "Dance, Puppets, Dance" with this. you can try play all this off as much as you want, but it comes down to the you are so easily trolled that you essentially lost your marbles because people were mean to you on this very internet horses forum. you are clearly so weak skinned about people talking about your thinning hair, nasally-awful singing voice, and two-faced nature, that you exploded in a impotent rage against bystanding people who were productive and moderately active in the strat part of LLJK, but whose only crime was talking to people who dislike you on the internet.


to people on the outside, this isn't about how LLJK was doing internally, after all, smooth has been saying "fuck those LLJK scrubs" loudly and often for months now, pretty much since he started the USA splinter clan thing. this is about him, and how out of no where he decided to go Fuck Goons because somebuddy huwt his widdel feewings.

and that is the real, disappointing, message we can all take from this, that smoothrich has become what goons have eternally both hated and adored: a care-mad, butt-hurt, pubbie, bursting into supernova or rage and drama. oh and that "that nutbar Arys" ends up getting Fisdnar because of the fallout from this.

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Diplomacy / Re: LLJK Civil War

« on: March 08, 2012, 06:22:26 pm »

Join Goretooth

christ are you back yet what the heck

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Diplomacy / Re: LLJK Civil War

« on: March 08, 2012, 08:28:47 am »

two chat logs, really?  what is some peoples obsessions with chat logs.  like you, and ecko.  no one really cares and they definitely aren't interesting enough reading for anyone to get worked up over. furthermore..

That is a lot of words!

I'll tldr it for everyone:

Smooth, you are:
1. a whiney babby who got trolled, then lashed out, much like a babby, at whoever you could reach
2. the outstanding combo of being both delusional and mad IRL at video game people
3. bad the worst at singing.

I think that covers it!   

edit: oh I see we've been smashed! defeated! in the space of 3 minutes none the less! we did our best... *cough*-*hack*t wasn't enough *sputter*  i'm done for, my days as a noble knight at an end *cough* my vision is dimming...
tell my wife I said...
hello

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Diplomacy / Re: Negotiations Between LLJK and the Free Peasants of Fisdnar

« on: December 27, 2011, 11:45:46 am »

Please, sirs, this is the DIPLOMACY FORUM, we have rules here. Try to remain in character as you type your mountains upon mountains of words no one will ever read or care about.

As the newly risen PRIME UBER-CALIPH OF FISDNAR,  I welcome discussion on the topic of ignoring ArtieOakenfeld, but it must be written in the form of a barely literate 15th century nobleman.

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Diplomacy / Re: Negotiations Between LLJK and the Free Peasants of Fisdnar

« on: December 27, 2011, 09:21:29 am »

Pursuant to the negotiations conducted in our teamspeak with ArysOakheart, LLJK would like to reaffirm that our attitude is one of complete and total apathy towards the FPF and would like to confirm that we do not care about them in the slightest.

We'd also like to ask you to never come into our teamspeak again. Thank you.

As HIGH LORD ADMIRAL, GRAND MOFF OF THE NORTHERN FOREST, and LORD of FISHNAR, I hereby affix my seal to this proclamation.

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Spam / Re: [NA] ZORATO_BIRD

« on: October 06, 2011, 03:50:19 am »

I just want to say that I registered on the CRPG Forums after lurking for years just to point out that this is probably the best thread on the entire board thus far, and quite possibly, that there ever will be.

Zorato has a history of great posting, as was once brought to my attention by someone whom I've since forgotten. His posts in the Cellphone Shack have turned young boys into men and then permanently blinded those men with their depth, intuition, and proper punctuation. Those newly made men may never see again, but but if asked, any one of them will describe the beauty of those posts in perfect detail, and without the slightest bit of regret in their voice. He once posted a collection of animated gifs in a thread, which I then showed to the curator of the Nasher Museum at Duke, who said they were worthy of a showing at any point Zorato felt comfortable to do so.

In closing, consider the fact that Zorato is a pretty great guy, his wondrous posting aside. He brings joy to those around him, selflessly. As Partyboy's avatar on earth, he represents all that a man can hope to accomplish towards BIRD CLAN-hood under the limitations of mortality. Think on that, then vote what your heart tells you.