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General Off Topic / Re: God, fuck you Kratos!!!

« on: March 07, 2016, 07:39:41 pm »

I just told her I did it because I have never seen such a beautiful girl like her, and that I wanted to learn some turkish expressions to impress her, smooth as fuck mates...smooth as fuck 

Smooth as fucking sandpaper

This is thread is gold, by the way, lets ride this shit to victory, and comment on Panos growing sex life

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Swashbuckler sword

« on: March 02, 2016, 02:02:36 am »

No, my own convulted definition of swashbuckling, which is 1h and no shield, adding that kinda weapon would actually make it viable. Ish, 1h animations suck.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Swashbuckler sword

« on: March 02, 2016, 01:48:18 am »

Because the devs have said they don't want to do modern-ish shit. And you'd need the model, which is already there for the Long Espada.

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Suggestions Corner / Swashbuckler sword

« on: March 02, 2016, 01:36:21 am »

1h weapon with 2h weapon stats, can't be used with a shield

I suggest you turn the long espada into that, especially considering how shitty it is now with all the patches.

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General Discussion / Re: If the author does not modify the bow! CRPG is going to die!

« on: March 02, 2016, 01:30:23 am »

That's some hilarious ass broken english you got going there.

Oh and I lost about a third of my hp from an arrow yesterday, felt like I was back in ye olde cRPG

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General Discussion / Re: Unusual Armor/Helmets that really existed

« on: February 26, 2016, 08:18:12 am »

Don't you think there is enough tincan armor? But Polish Winged Hussar Armor will be nice as Medium Heavily.

Never enough plate armor.

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Suggestions Corner / Re: Viking round shield unplayable in 1st person

« on: February 24, 2016, 10:11:44 pm »

no one really plays much 1st person,

Excu-fucking-se me?

I play all the time in first person, round shields are the worst, followed by polearms, not much you can do about it, you either suck it up or use another shield.

Personally I think throwing weapons covering half or so of your screen when they get stuck in your face is a bigger issue.

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... and all the other things floating around out there / Re: The Black Death

« on: February 19, 2016, 09:29:12 pm »

Yeah its another Z game, but at least its not a modern one, I've been wanting a medieval Z game for a while now.

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General Off Topic / Re: If our forum personas were celebrities

« on: February 19, 2016, 01:30:15 am »

Pleased to be of service.

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General Off Topic / Re: your RL medieval equipment

« on: February 19, 2016, 01:10:36 am »

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Not my picture, but its the same sword, the one I have is in bad shape because I left for the whole summer and it gets pretty humid here, and then I moved in my apartement and neglected it further more, a darn shame, really.

I also a modern bow and a wall hanger.

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General Off Topic / Re: If our forum personas were celebrities

« on: February 19, 2016, 01:07:34 am »

You're assuming there's something else than shitposts on this forum.

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General Off Topic / Re: If our forum personas were celebrities

« on: February 18, 2016, 06:12:43 am »

Oberyn

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Game Balance Discussion / Re: Decided to try out Mounted ranged... Horse Archer

« on: October 25, 2015, 04:16:28 am »

buff katana.

Filthy weeaboo, the only thing that needs a bunch is the Long Espada Eslanova.

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The Chamber of Tears / Re: I miss old crpg

« on: October 25, 2015, 03:57:14 am »

Bring back pre-upkeep cRPG

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General Discussion / Re: New Character Inspiration Station 2014 (image heavy)

« on: December 16, 2014, 05:00:35 am »

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Warhammer Greatsword, suggest above, sadly we have don't have any hat with fancy plumes on it, personally I use an Eastern Soldier hat