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Suggestions Corner / Re: Fixing a few things.
« on: November 21, 2011, 02:51:57 pm »
Denied.

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General Discussion / Re: Removal of Strange Armour
« on: November 21, 2011, 02:50:05 pm »
Armorpg, before I got banned, I was running around a bit in lordly hourglass and lordly gothic plate with bevor.

I had 79 body armor in total and was a full 36/3 build with a MW longsword and great maul.

Needless to say, I totally forgot how to block for a full gen because I never had to block and would win hopeless 1 v 10 situations by just spinning around and spamming whatever weapon I had at the time and would get praised for my "skills".

Game's balanced guys, the end.

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Spam / Re: PANOS?
« on: November 20, 2011, 08:22:09 pm »
He's a homolord gayfucker, the end.

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General Discussion / Re: Removal of Strange Armour
« on: November 20, 2011, 03:29:54 pm »
I care about the stats problem?
I want light armor that goes lordly, not only reinforced.
Or may just not use light shit... that's not cool, practically forcing to not use it, unbalancing.

Everybody cares about stats.

Get yourself lordly light strange armor and some lordly mail gauntlets or hourglass or something.

Have fun being under wpf reduction weight limit and still have above 50 body armor.

~~~~~armorpg~~~~~

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I just started playing cRPG two weeks ago and I'm hooked. Actually, I started playing M&B like two years ago or whenever it came out, and I'm astonished that no other company is making something like this. Part of the reason I don't understand people who play archers - the economics of their kill-power aside - is that I like this game because it's like an FPS but way more visceral. I love the clusterfuck melees, poke-sticks and enormous axes and shit flying everywhere. Why would I want to dick around in Call of Duty, Battlefield, or whathaveyou when I can pretend to be a fucking KNIGHT? Playing an archer just seems like a cop-out: I may as well go play Counter Strike.

So if this game dies, when it is quite literally unique (unless I'm missing something big, here; if there's something like M&B out there, other than Die By the Sword, do tell), I will blame it on the lameness of everyone that is not me and this community.

Also: the idea of computer-based RPGs is dumb. Go play D&D like a real man.

Ahhh, the glorious innocence of a new player.

Boy do I miss the time when I saw melee as fun and didn't know about broken game mechanics, rather than everyone abusing everything that's bad about melee such as hiltslash spamming or the laggier than fuck servers with all the long pokey sticks that stabs you through walls or bodies of flesh you're fighting.

Good old days.

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Spam / Re: Ninja horse buffs?!
« on: November 17, 2011, 10:42:40 pm »
I'd be mad too if I was an in game monster stuck looking like shit on a PC from 1993

That's just my PC blowing the fuck up and discharging sparks into my face because it's getting old and it's shit.

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Spam / Re: Ninja horse buffs?!
« on: November 17, 2011, 10:39:42 pm »
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He mad, yo.

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General Discussion / Re: FREE PATRICK
« on: November 05, 2011, 09:20:13 pm »
A++ READING COMPREHENSION GUYS, Meow just said he banned me again because I asked to and I won't be asking for an unban.

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General Discussion / Re: FREE PATRICK
« on: November 05, 2011, 07:03:51 pm »
Leave him banned.  It's apparent he only regretted being caught.

He asked me to reban him after he gave the stuff back and he is also aware that after a 2 week ban he can ask to be unbanned at any point but he will most likely not pick up on that offer.
Thread is dead.

Commence derailing patter delta!

A++ reading comprehension.

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General Discussion / Re: i got scammed on market
« on: November 05, 2011, 02:46:18 am »
Good day, cRPG community, on this wonderful day!

Patricia here, also known as Patrick, your local abrasive French Canadian.

First of all, let me ask why anyone would think to expect more of me (SeQuel), I am a well known abrasive asshat and always was.

Annnnnnd second, I am globally banned, not that I care, just thought I'd clear things up by posting here, people will probably go "Ohhh, of course, it's this guy, it all makes sense now."

Besides, even if I wanted to give that kid his stuff back, I'm banned, can't use the marketplace, etc.

Awaiting backlash of mad nerds babbling about right and wrong.

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Game Balance Discussion / Re: 1h cav stab seems fast
« on: November 03, 2011, 07:50:10 pm »
Let's not forget the great lance's reach that the 1h stab on horseback has.

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Game Balance Discussion / Re: Double sided lance buff
« on: November 03, 2011, 02:39:56 pm »
"Hey guys, I have no idea how stuff works, but I'll talk shit anyway."

Idiot.

Haeu.

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Game Balance Discussion / Re: Double sided lance buff
« on: November 02, 2011, 07:01:26 pm »
Nope. Only server side. Most of the stuff is impossible or very hard to code unless they make WSE client side too. My guess is we are getting it together with the launcher/patcher/downloader they talked about.

He wasn't asking if it was there clientside or serverside, it's there serverside and working (terribly, straining the shit out of servers making them incredibly laggy and unfun) so I told him that WSE's already there, because it is.

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Sell/Trade / Re: Lordly gothic plate with Bevor.
« on: November 02, 2011, 06:56:45 pm »
Bumpadour.

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Game Balance Discussion / Re: Double sided lance buff
« on: November 02, 2011, 05:33:42 am »
What would be good is if it didn't have the poke limitation, ie locked into the same range as couch.

Really that is what the thing was made for. Its able to be spun around with one hand, with out letting go of it so you can stab down to your right side with an over hand stab and across your sheild  with left.

It should have a 200 degree arc. That however won't be able to be done with out WSE.

I WANT WSE NOW!!!

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WSE's already there and used, the end.

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