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Faction Halls / Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)

« on: July 08, 2013, 03:38:10 am »

more like DILFador


rawr

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Faction Halls / Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)

« on: July 07, 2013, 04:32:27 am »

krec is dreck

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Diplomacy / Re: Declaration of war Of Lco

« on: July 05, 2013, 11:02:13 am »

Hahaha, well I thought it was funny.


Poutine.

hahahaha

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Faction Halls / Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)

« on: July 04, 2013, 08:12:54 pm »

I knew this kid who poured kool-aid on his computer and it survived for 2 years.


Don't do that either.

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Announcements / Re: 0.3.0.1

« on: July 02, 2013, 10:29:17 pm »

Glorious victory. Might seem like a small change but it propelled the weapon from turd to awesome. Looking to trade a MW German Poleaxe for a MW English Bill.

Serious +++ to that.  Makes all the difference.

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Announcements / Re: 0.3.0.1

« on: June 29, 2013, 12:16:24 pm »

This patch is beautiful.

Certainly some tweaks on the prices of bows, but you guys are incredible for this.  The lower-tier bows don't shoot shmallows anymore.

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Diplomacy / Re: And 1

« on: June 23, 2013, 05:18:50 am »

Uumdi's ass burned with the fire of a thousand suns.

Red Chili Chicken smarts on the way out.

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Diplomacy / Re: And 1

« on: June 22, 2013, 08:32:43 am »

WOW CALM DOWN

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Diplomacy / Re: And 1

« on: June 22, 2013, 07:04:14 am »

Calradia will one day reject this mess we have all made.  My last request is to hang my body from the hoarding so it might see the sun and bear witness to the cities that will one day be torn down by common man.

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Diplomacy / Re: bringing order to the Chaos

« on: June 19, 2013, 09:43:13 pm »

I believe that FCC is the USA of strategus(FCC=USA three letters each is a sign) ; hated for its so called, "imperialistic conquest of the world while under the name of FREEdom (FREEcompanies and FREEdom, not a coincidence), its methods conducted during these conflicts to eliminate the terrorists who hijacked numerous flags costing thousands of innocent lives and resources to be lost (without even being used in conflict=civilians), and many more.  Simply put, the rest of strategus aside from FCC's democratic allies are simply jealous of their numerous freedoms and prosperity.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

(P.S. Take this all very seriously and be very offended if you feel the need to be)

Please liberate us oh great masters.


FCC creates terrorists.

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Diplomacy / Re: FCC Good Fight

« on: June 18, 2013, 11:06:13 pm »

Chaos?  More like gayos, Uumdi take your gay agenda somewhere else...heathen.

please, huseby, the D

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Diplomacy / Re: FCC Good Fight

« on: June 18, 2013, 09:55:49 pm »

RP for Uumdi:

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The smell of decay hung over the battlefield like a blanket covering nightly flatulences. Remnant dynamike carefully stepped around dead soldiers, looking for any survivors of the great battle that had taken place.

As he approached the area where the elite Chopas Troopas had held their stand he noticed they had defended with last breath a figure in their midst. The dead bodies in the courtyard formed a defensive circle around the slim form of a body on the ground, its long hair flowing like waves of Kool Aid, sunlight sparkling in well brushed strands.

Surely this must have been the fair maiden of this castle that the warriors of Choaps tried to protect.

Intrigued by the - surely more than carnal - love these men must have held for the slain beauty in their midst, dynamike stepped closer to glimpse at her features. Her fair skin still had the rosy hue of life in them, pink cheeks not yet subdued to the greyness of death.

dynamike bent down, intending to pay his respects to the source of the fierce resistance the Chapos were offering. As he watched over her, he noticed a strand of hair that had fallen across her face, covering her eyes. For some reason he felt the need to right this wrong, a last gesture to be done. As he made to brush the hair from the face of the fallen figure he lightly touched one cheek...

...and startled as the eyes snapped open and Uumdi spoke:

"These damn wine coolers sure pack a punch. What did I miss?"

Hahahahahaha, wine coolers are so good, I don't care what anyone says.

i cant keep up with this threadddddddddddd, blahhhlawufpaofsp;ghpf

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Oh but we are.  Deep down we all love each other and want the best.  When you hear someone say "I wish so-and-so would die in real life", it really means "I wish I could buy so-and-so a puppy.  Then he might reflect on the beauty and simplicity of life and the experience of joy.  Then maybe we could sit down to internet horses and have a variety of fun and interesting battles where we can appreciate each others' skill sets and contributions to a community of like-minded individuals."

"Sperglord bundle of sticks" is the rough equivalent to "beautiful man whom I admire and would wish to know on a more personal level."


Kesh might just be a reflection of our divine soul, and vice versa.  Personally, my divine soul is something of a cross between Wojtek, EyeBeat, and a 2H cav build.

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Diplomacy / Re: FCC Good Fight

« on: June 18, 2013, 11:20:29 am »

I'm gonna get banned from the forums soon.

sasquatch fart attack ok i can RP a little better than that.

As trumpets sounded in the distance, the earth shook with hurried movement.  Prone to losing himself in the flow of time, Uumdi checked the nearest sundial.  As he stepped upon the middle stone, he carefully studied the perceived shadow of his person.  Surely war could not be so - for it did not rest upon the hemisphere labeled "PRIME TIME!!!"

Strange... for the smell of death resembled that of a sasquatch fart attack.

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Diplomacy / Re: bringing order to the Chaos

« on: June 16, 2013, 08:50:10 pm »

Most of my pants are on.

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Diplomacy / Re: Thank you all very much!

« on: June 16, 2013, 08:45:11 pm »

i was brushing my hair only to find i was 10 minutes late to sign up.

sorry guys, i'll do better next time