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General Discussion / Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
« on: April 04, 2016, 07:38:12 am »
I challenge you to duelies for best MN with Beeper and Sherben gone and Huseby scummy cav disqualified. Khyber Knives with no shields, hoplite duels, or we get together IRL and see who can drink the most beer before taking a piss.

Ahh man, I guess.

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Faction Halls / Re: F**k It Dude, Let's Go Bowling (FIDLGB)
« on: April 04, 2016, 02:07:11 am »
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Diplomacy / Re: A Holy Crusade is Called against the Dwarves
« on: April 04, 2016, 02:05:13 am »
Yeah it's totally Cajun. What I actually said was that the prime time for getting a good merc pool for our faction would be 7 PM CST, as that would get both East, Central, and West players pretty good times NA. 5-6 CST is pretty okay, but it still leaves out the west coasters and 2nd shifters like me. I don't have much control over when anyone else in the faction declares their battles, though, all I can do is suggest they aim for a strong NA merc pool which is most likely to be present between 7-10cst IMO, even though for me that generally means I won't be there if it's not a weekend or Friday womp womp.

As promised I reinforced Ibiran with as many men as I could and some pretty phat ass weaponry and standard armor (most 32 to 40 body, some heavier, some lighter, but gloves, boots, body, and helmets for all). Should be enough xbows and bows, not a great deal of throwing but managed to find a few +0 Darts somewhere during my travels, lots of dank polearms (+3 Battle Forks, Long Spears, Long Hafted Spiked Maces, Hafted Blades, Pikes.. I kept the +1 Tridents for me haha), some decent 2hands (Heavy Bastard Swords, +3 Shortened Military Scythes, Bardiches and Axes; I missed out on Gmno's katana's by like a day or so though) and some high cut 1hands (Military Cleavers, Axes) as well as a bit of cav gear (some of which is on reservation should a certain bad player make it).

So there should be something for everyone, from horse archer to hoplite to two-hand hero to Xbows! Hope that everyone who can make it has some fun defending Ibiran- which some may know once, long ago, belonged to the House of Winks (they say you can still hear Lemmywinks pounding the keys, ranting away, if you listen closely in the town center at night...)- and that if we just get totally beat on by a superior merc pool that The Holy Crusade puts that gear to good use themselves! DEUS VULT!

Edit: fucking typos.

You're welcome.

From the sounds of that gear list, I'm going to be sad to be missing out on these battles as I'm also a second shift worker. Everyone that shows up for both sides are going to do a great job, I just know it!

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help the Holy Crusade
« on: April 03, 2016, 11:58:30 pm »
yeah, thats why I rect 4 army's of the dwarfs
Don't forget, Every move that I made, even with trolling is on purpose.
Also, its a fact that those new people haven't brought annything yet,

And btw, I received no help from army's outside mine faction.
I am fighting allone, but everything is set.
You made your choise to attack us with a dick move, telling that the community wants this war, what extually is an excuse to brag on the forums that you finnaly destroyed Acre.
You Dwarfs are so focust to destroy us, and disrespect us, and ofcourse you hate us with all your guts, that you come and attack us with shitty gear.
I hope that the people that merc's for you and show up, finnaly realising what crappy gear that they get.
There is for now 2 battles that you won against us, maybe 3 if you consider that lame attack from a faction that suddenly decided to join the war against us.
1 battle was attacking an unarmed army, and Tahlberll, I don't consider it as a lost battle, yes we lost that village, but we rect your army in it.

Aren't you guys the Holy Crusade on Strat or are you Acre on Strat? This has been confusing me in your posts.

That faction that suddenly decided to join the war against you didn't declare war against you. They decided to attack someone walking around with too many crates and no sense of the fact that you should have gear when you carry crates. That's it.

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Faction Halls / Re: F**k It Dude, Let's Go Bowling (FIDLGB)
« on: April 03, 2016, 08:49:56 am »
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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help the Holy Crusade
« on: April 03, 2016, 04:51:56 am »
He could at least put some effort into his bullshit.

How many mouseclicks did it take on crpg.net to 100% prove that Bruttus doesnt have a fucking clue?

I'd say about 4 from the character screen. Well 7 to look at both factions.

you can also check when those members have arrived.
When strat started, we where with just 6 people.
Since I started the faction, many came back recently, with the lastest 2, just earlyer this week

As someone who has led factions of less size than that, quit trying to make excuses and just get some fights for the community dude. We've all seen these same excuses used countless times and you're not fooling anyone.

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Mercenary Recruitment / Re: Help the Holy Crusade
« on: April 02, 2016, 09:49:48 pm »
So after skimming through all of these random post that kinda look like an interview, I decided to see which faction was indeed bigger. So after some clicky clicky, it appears to be like this:

Acre/Holy Crusade/whatever: 14 members listed with 5 fiefs
Dwarves/Short guys: 10 members with 4 fiefs

So pretty much, don't bitch about being a small faction when you're both small factions. Oh, and Bruttus, you have more people than the Dwarves. So adjust your next posts to bring this fact up instead of claiming to be smaller still.

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Faction Halls / Re: F**k It Dude, Let's Go Bowling (FIDLGB)
« on: April 02, 2016, 10:18:17 am »
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Diplomacy / Re: A tale of one and a half Dwarves
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:55:47 am »
Thank you to the folks that showed up. You all did a great job!

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General Discussion / Re: New Best Players by US State (sorry Euros)
« on: April 01, 2016, 02:55:05 am »
26/M/MN

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Diplomacy / Re: Tigergirl, your time is up
« on: March 31, 2016, 01:46:25 pm »
Meeting somebody from cRPG irl would look something like this scene from robocop I imagine.

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I've met a few cRPG folks irl - it's not as scary as it seems.

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Faction Halls / Re: F**k It Dude, Let's Go Bowling (FIDLGB)
« on: March 31, 2016, 09:34:47 am »
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Faction Halls / Re: F**k It Dude, Let's Go Bowling (FIDLGB)
« on: March 29, 2016, 09:38:00 am »
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Diplomacy / Re: Strat 6: Wars and Alliances NA
« on: March 29, 2016, 09:36:07 am »
Hrhalzo Strongshaft appreciates you adding his Hairy Hunks to your chart.

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Faction Halls / Re: F**k It Dude, Let's Go Bowling (FIDLGB)
« on: March 26, 2016, 11:31:52 pm »
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Hrhalzo Stronghaft, the mighty Dwarf hoplite, has been spotted leading his brigade known as Hrhalzo's Hairy Hunks.

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