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« on: August 06, 2011, 08:59:39 pm »
Dear BIRD CLAN,
How thoroughly disgusted I am with your actions. At every turn you manage to undermine the game and find new ways to ruin the distinguishing features of cRPG. I, along with many others, have had enough. The following of this letter was drafted with the help of other clan members and leaders:
BIRD CLAN, as of now you have committed heavy acts of breaking from character. If you were unaware, RPG is short for Role Playing Game. You have done nothing but act like a modern putz, the kind that don't belong in the world of Calradia. We give you two options:
1. QUIT: As the samurai did to retain great honor, commit account seppuku and leave us. We will not look down upon your leaving and we agree that it took respect for the game and courage.
2. CHANGE YOUR WAYS: We all believe someone can become someone else, is that not the reason we play this game to be someone new? We believe you can be an integral part of this community but change only starts with you.
3. AN APOLOGY: No matter your choice, we would like an apology. You have wasted much of our time on and off the game. We make time to play our Strategus battles, we make sacrifices to participate, and your hijinks make it all go to waste.
If you do not meet any of our terms then we will have to forcibly remove. The database intrusion is happening from somewhere and we have no issue saying "Whoever you are, ban all BIRD CLAN members from the database."
Until your decide, roost in your tower, BIRD CLAN. My men are hungry and this War of Crows will surely drop much meat for them to feast on.